Moopy Deathlist 2021

Larry King seemed like a sure-fire hit. He couldn't have been more on death's door unless he'd already started putting himself through the letterbox.
 
Indie's deadly powers are starting to work back in time as James Whale, the film director, has been dead for 63 years.
 
First time I've ever done this, so I hope it's okay...

Dick Van Dyke - Obscenely-named sleuthing doctor
Bob Dole - Politics man
Rush Limbaugh - Less cool than his name suggests - DEAD
Tom Parker - Him off The Wanted
Tony Bennett - Sings songs I don't know

Mel Brooks - Did loads of comedy films
Captain Tom - Media whore - DEAD
Fiona Shaw - Irish actress
Jenna Elfman - Wanker off Dharma and Greg
Selma Blair - Another actress

Frankie Muniz - Actor. Doddery as fuck
Selena Gomez - Summat wrong with her but I'm not sure of the details
Douglas Hurd - Tory but a remainer so he's a bit less cunty
Michael Van Wijk - Wolf off the gladiators
Aaron Carter - Emaciated baghead, gets his cock out for loose change

Corey Feldman - Emaciated baghead, gets his cock out for loose change
Baroness Young - Dunno why, just seemed like a leftfield choice
Noam Chomsky - Because it was only when I googled him earlier that I realised he's not dead already
Jilly Cooper - Writer and lush
Prunella Scales - Loves barges

Timothy West - Loves Prunella Scales and barges
Michael Gambon - Stately actor
Tionne Watkins - T-Boz from the TLC
Tim Westwood - It would be a kindness at this point
Ric Flair - In his 70s and still wrestling
Oh for FUCK’S SAKE :evil:
 
I didn't have him either because he was in the Top 10 and I assumed that there would be another year of propping him up with a broom.

Betty White and Bob Dole OWE ME.
 
Yeah, same. I assumed he'd make 100, the cunt.

Mind you, 2/3 of my 10 ten deathlist picks are gone, so i can't complain.
 
@Ellie is giving me a run for my money this year.

Annoyed that i didn't manage to kill Bernard Tapie in my raid last week.
 
What kind of heartless bastard woukd pick Sarah Harding?

Anyway, I'm up to 8.
 
I might not have picked Sarah Harding, but at least I’m not going to hell. Not for that, anyway.
 
angel of death GIF
 
Just rushed here on the news that John Madden has died, and realised i'd put him on last year and not this. :(

It's been a bit of a damp squib in the second half of the year. Looks like i'll finish on 9.
 
A mere 5 over here. I was pretty pleased with Christopher Plummer.
 
Looks like I'll be getting 5 as well. Ray Illingworth selfishly died on Christmas Day before I could put him on my 2022 list. :(
 
I hope all of you ghouls are feeling suitably ashamed at profiting from Sarah Harding’s death. And no, I’m not saying this out of jealousy because I picked Tom Parker instead.
 
Tempted to do a wishlist for 2022. It would be 100% tory scum tho'. Which would probably be enough to have me arrested for terrorism or some such.
 

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