Moopy Deathlist 2024

James 'Arg' Argent
Vanessa Redgrave
Ben Cohen (ice cream, not rugby)
Jerry Greenfield
John Williams
Prunella Scales
Esther Rantzen
Antony Worral Thompson
Joanne Woodward
Jean-Marie LePen
Norman Tebbit
Dennis Skinner
Jimmy Carter
Imelda Marcos
Robert Wagner
Stephen Bear
James Whale
Lorraine Chase
Norma Major
Pam St Clement
Hans Blix
Allan Ahlberg
Joan Plowright
Don King
Tom Baker


DIE MY PRETTIES, DIE
 
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As only one of my list croaked last year, here are the leftovers ...

Britney Spears (under 50)
Johnny Vegas
Jamie Oliver
Sir Alex Ferguson
Clint Eastwood

Camilla, Queen Consort of the UK
Kerry Twatona (under 50)
Sylvester Stallone
Charles Arthur Salvador AKA Charles Bronson (Britain’s most notorious prisoner)
Sam Allardyce (Big Sam the football manager)

Dame Julie Andrews (Queen of Genovia)
Kathleen Turner
Denis Law
Paul Gascoigne (ex-footballer drunkard)
Katie Price, big-knockered talent-vacuum formerly known as Jordan

Sir Ian McKellen
Sir Patrick Stewart (the best starship Enterprise captain)
Jeremy Clarkson (FOAD you annoying wanker)
Robert De Niro
Tom Hanks

Clive Barker (horror writer)
Ray Winstone
Meryl Streep
Michael Palin
Erich Von Daniken (author and ancient aliens theorist)
 
Piers Morgan
Ozzy Osbourne
Matt Willis (under 50)
Hazell Dean
Peter Kay

Roy Walker
Barbara Knox
Justin Bieber (under 50)
Helen Mirren
Anne Charleston

Celine Dion
Keith Richards
Drake
Elaine Paige
Ricky Tomlinson

Maureen Lipman
Anne Reid
Andy Bell
Trisha Goddard
Lulu

David Attenborough
Gloria Gaynor
Brian Blessed
Sarah Kennedy
Noddy Holder
 
:moira:: An IMMINENT DEATH LIST PAY OUT for six of us



(Although this was posted a week ago. Don't take the piss, Jimmy.)


It has now been over a YEAR since this ray of FALSE DEATHLIST HOPE :evil: :evil: :evil:
 
Almost a quarter of the year gone, and none of mine have passed on :(
 

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