Haiku Rewrites
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Join me in about 20 to 30 minutes for the results of the second semi-final!
The idea that Moopy genuinely think Natalie and Danny are better than thisF -
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7th - Paul Rey: "The Missing Piece" - 74 points
Melodi #1 - Kadiatou: "One Touch"
Melodi #2 - Lillasyster: "Pretender"
Melodi #3 - Jessica Andersson: "Horizon"
Melodi #5 - Arvingarna: "Tänker inte alls gå hem"
Melodi #6 - Nathalie Brydolf: "Fingerprints"
Melodi #7 - Danny Saucedo: "Dandi Dansa"
Next up, we are losing another song that made it further in the competition...
It's time for us to let go of in sju plats...
Melodi #2 - Lillasyster: "Pretender"
Oh well, they can bleed out in peace with their 80 points. A single 12 points from ButterTart was not enough to push them further.
If Kadiatou swapped with Paul that'd be a fine semi, but lest we forget Moopy's aversion to penises
But Paul wasn't even the best penis. Arvingarna and Danny were better
Right well now I want your top 50 states and your top 50 penises pleaseThis wording (best penis) is already weirding me out moments after I posted it
In fairness, it's an atrocious song. It's like an Ed Sheeran track about Iceberg Lettuce.If Kadiatou swapped with Paul that'd be a fine semi, but lest we forget Moopy's aversion to penises
Oh god the vaccine has affected your EARS tooIf Kadiatou swapped with Paul that'd be a fine semi, but lest we forget Moopy's aversion to penises
lolOh god the vaccine has affected your EARS too
The best I can do is my best penis in each stateRight well now I want your top 50 states and your top 50 penises please
I-would-like-to-see-it.gifThe best I can do is my best penis in each state
@ButterTartThe only acceptable penises in this heat were Arvingarna and Lillasyster. Now that's the matter resolved and I don't ever want you to make me write a sentence like that again.
Please not Mitch McConnell again.The best I can do is my best penis in each state
Please not Mitch McConnell again.
Arvingarna rank:@ButterTart
I have very uncomfortable question to you: who's your best penis in Arvingarna? Beret guy right?
No idea of their names so am putting full trust in you that this is serious and you're not pulling some sick joke here.Arvingarna rank:
1. Alan
2. Corey
3. Jeroboam
4. Patch
If I was a rich girlI can't remember that song at all
Do you think the names of Arvingarna members are something I'd joke about? Fuck's sake.No idea of their names so am putting full trust in you that this is serious and you're not pulling some sick joke here.
2. Corey
You know the song 'Royals' by Lorde? It's that.I can't remember that song at all
Sorry Corey
If I was a rich girl
Na na na na na nenanananana na
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7th - Julia Alfrida: "Rich" - 50 points
Melodi #1 - Anton Ewald: "New Religion"
Melodi #3 - WAHL feat. SAMI: "90-talet"
Melodi #4 - Frida Green: "The Silence"
Melodi #5 - Eva Rydberg & Ewa Roos: "Rena rama ding dong"
Melodi #6 - Patrik Jean: "Tear Run Dry"
Melodi #7 - Dotter: "Little Tot"
That's 88 points, that's enough. You need to bring me your torch...
Melodi #4 - Frida Green: "The Silence"
88 Points
Frida, the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go.