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Take it or leave it
God this bottom half of Denmark is truly rancid. I struggle to think of a country with a more unappealing clump of entries, except maybe Hungary in the mid-10s.
They never directly competed! Verka autoqualified as Ukraine were top 10 the year before.DQ is SO SO GOOD
I guess she just held absolutely nothing to Verka, but if you think of her standalone, she shines.
Sidsel losing out to this absolute shite is truly disgusting. How the hell did anyone distinguish this from the rest of the watery old toot sagging around at the bottom of the list?3rd: Rollo & King - Never Ever Let You Go (125pts)
The final slot has taken on a real blessing-or-a-curse quality in recent years, just as often condemning tracks to bottom 5 ignominy as success, but this feels like an object lesson in just how much of a talisman it can be for entries that really own their lane - indeed, probably going down as one of the best closers the modern contest has seen.
Ultimately, it wasn't enough to outdo Estonia - but falling 21 points short still left it easily the nearest to a double win we've had since Ireland's horrifying 90s three-peat. Despite scoring a domestic #1 hit with this and a double platinum-selling album, they split up not too soon afterwards. Heroin really is the great leveller for us all
6 x 12 (@Soldi, @Suomi, @Ill Advised, @David 5000, @dmlaw, @Madison)
1 x 0 (@Kevin7)
The early 2000s were a real golden age for equality since everyone looked equally abysmal.2nd: Malene - Tell Me Who You Are (134pts)
[the Danish broadcaster's offices, March 2002]
Danish broadcasters in suits: Ok Malene congratulations on winning the selection! How do you think we should stage your high drama pop number in Tallinn
Malene: I think I should stand in one spot like a deer in the headlights and dance like the one girl in the circle who's left out and isn't getting laid tonight. Everyone will love it
ADAM CURTIS (narrating): But not everyone did love it. Except one young gay in Edinburgh, Scotland, whose life was about to change
2 x 12 (@win_the_game, @auretz)
1 x 1 (@Kevin7)
Only saw a limited promo release in the UK (charting to the soaring heights of no. 160), shame cause I agree would've done well in the download era.I’m convinced that in the download era that would have been a big fat UK hit. As it is I don’t recall if it even got released.
Obviously it went on to hit the top ten in dance form a couple of years later.
I'd like to believe they would've done for Kadiatou if the lazy girl could've invested some energy to her performance.Also - that STANDING OVATION at the end! Has a Swedish audience EVER sounded so animated BEFORE OR SINCE?
I could have made my peace with her making a living as a draught excluder, or as a fluffer for endangered monkeys during mating season, but jazz? That's just demeaning.The saddest element of the Malene story is that she now makes a living singing JAZZ! Truly a fate worse than death
WHAT! That was OLD in 2000!Fly On The Wings Of Love was brilliant. Also, I was ready to accept Penvelope's description of them as 'old men' until I discovered they were 50 and 46 here
One need only look at dilapidated gin parlour Nicki French (36) to acknowledge the truth in that statement.WHAT! That was OLD in 2000!
I am in great company at my disdain for this circus terror.
There was a brief moment when I considered giving this 12 before I came to my senses.8th: Kenan Doğulu - Shake It Up Şekerim (71pts)
Look. I don't have anything against short people - I just don't think they make effective vehicles for perv-pop. Just as the fantasy of Violent Thing probably would've fallen apart if 5 foot 1 Ben Dolič ever performed it live anywhere, I'm not entirely convinced anyone would actually respond anywhere near as well as the televotes implied to a 5 foot 4 sleazy baked gerbil sidling up to them in a club in real life and telling them to shake it up sweetheart, unless it was, y'know, PRINCE.
That said, judging from the votes for this this sort of thing possibly operates as a talisman/Mary Sue wish fulfilment for straight men, so I'll give it a pass because representation is important (and remind you all that for just a £5 monthly direct debit, you too can donate a charity sex doll and help prevent sexual starvation in our nation's suburbs )
1 x 10 (@dmlaw)
3 x 0 (@David 5000, @Haiku, @Diddy)