07 Just Dance - still gutted she doesn’t say “drunk...on RED WINE!” during the intro
08 Poker Face - Obviously great, but never a PERSONAL favourite
07 Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) - I imagine this is big with the Real Housewives of New Jersey and NOT MANY OTHERS
07 LoveGame - Her most BASIC BITCH single. Still fuming Boys Boys Boys didn’t get the nod instead
02 Chillin' (with Wale) - Oh as if I GIVE A SHIT
11 Paparazzi - Where the art really started to pop
Mournful, melodic and the ridiculous live performances deserve MORE CREDIT
13 Bad Romance - I’m at the point where I’ve realised she will never better this
04 Video Phone (with Beyoncé) - Let’s be honest, this was SHIT
10 Telephone - Probably her most popular back-cat moment with the general public these days due to THAT VIDEO and Beyonce. Weird she seems to hate it.
09 Alejandro - I admire her gall in creating a WINTER VIDEO for her most Summer-y song. If it was between the two, I would have preferred DITD to be full proper single though.
13 Dance in the Dark - Pretty much HER BEST SONG
She was in her imperial era! Why was this not a proper single? Absolute madness.
02 Born This Way - Don’t think I’ve knowingly listened to it outside it’s first week of release and that X Factor audition with the 2 gays
08 Judas - Points here are almost for the video ENTIRELY. I STILL REMEMBER the disappointment I felt listening to the first leak of this.
10 The Edge of Glory - RIPE for rediscovery. I actually love the video, it will have its time again i’m sure.
01 Hair - One point for that ridiculous Paul O Grady perf in the bald cap
00 You & I - HONK OFF!
10 Marry The Night - One of my Gaga faves. It deserved a streamlined video, and that BBC performance to be the X Factor one
13 Scheiße - IMAGINE if she had released a song called SHIT as her lead single
28 The Lady is a Tramp - Cheek to Cheek is the best work of her career
06 Applause - points here almost entirely for that BATSHIT Wizard Of Oz US Breakfast Show (?) performance. WHAT was our Joanne on
05 Venus - Is this MEANT to sound like a parody of a Gaga song
10 Do What U Want - actually a hot slut track of choice that I will never forget no matter how hard JO tries to erase it
R Kelly can do what he wants with ME!
00 Dope - HONK OFF!
08 G.U.Y. - This really was a JUMP THE SHARK moment
when she becomes a Minecraft character in the video I lose it.
00 Anything Goes - no it doesn’t
00 Til It Happens To You
05 Perfect Illusion - would be vastly improved if she could pronounce the word LOVE properly.
10 Million Reasons - Beautiful, stunning, gorgeous. THANK GOD she had this is her pocket
03 John Wayne - TBH a shit song tarted up with a hot video
JUSTICE 4 DANCING IN CIRCLES AND OR ANGEL DOWN
08 The Cure - A cute and complete forgotten moment
07 Joanne (Where Do You Think You're Going?)
Your Song - when she tries to make her Nan CARE about this song in her documentary
Why was her Nan’s flat so pokey and small?
?? I Want Your Love (with Nile Rogers)
10 Shallow - the song she will be remembered for in 100 years time LETS BE HONEST GAYS
07 Always Remember Us This Way - I’ve actually never been that keen, Is That Alright is FAR SUPERIOR in my opinion
10 I'll Never Love Again - they really should have given this a CHRISTMAS PUSH! A bit of holly and some sleigh bells would have done WONDERS!
08 Stupid Love - sometimes a basic bit of tat is all the world needs
+ it got decent first week chart positions so Gags is a flop no longer
I feel like I’ve had a NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS after that
