RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Alex]

THE STENCH OF PICKLED ONION MONSTER MUNCH

 

[Iguana]

SPAM

 

[Alex]

SPAM

Charming

 

[Lucille]

STRAIGHT ACTING

 

[Lucille]

CELERY

WHAT ABOUT IN A BLOODY MARY?

 

[Lucille]

LOWERCASE

 

[Iguana]

MATHS

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

HAMMER THUMBS

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

LOUD PEOPLE IN PUBLIC

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

LOUD PEOPLE IN GENERAL

 

[Lucille]

CONDOMS

 

[Alex]

HUMAN RESOURCES

EMAILS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH FROM HR WHEN THEY CLEARLY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT AND IT IS A BOX TICKING EXERCISE

 

[ButterTart]

‘Your computer needs to update’

 

[Nancy]

WHEN SOMEONE GETS A RIDER ON TIPPING POINT

 

[Iguana]

CYCLISTS WHO DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS

 

[Iguana]

CYCLISTS CYCLING ON THE PAVEMENT

 

[Kate]

WHAT ABOUT IN A BLOODY MARY?

NO!! GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THERE

 

[Lucille]

THOSE ELECTRIC SCOOTERS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

LOUD PEOPLE IN GENERAL

Well, I feel very attacked.

 

[Nancy]

WORKMEN SMOKING WEED UNDER SCAFFOLDING AND THEN GOING TO WORK ON THAT SCAFFOLDING WHILE STONED

 

[ButterTart]

Facebook memes about being a good person who gets taken for granted. We’ve met you, love, we know full well you’re a grasping cunt.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

PHONE SIGNALS AND NOTIFICATION SOUNDS*


*unless it’s that cosy Grindr sound

 

[Lucille]

Omg I HATE the Grindr sound.

 

[Frozen]

The ad for dishwasher tablets that pronounces them as 'CAPSHULES'

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

ELECTRONICS STORES AND ALL THE CUNTS THAT WORK THERE

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Omg I HATE the Grindr sound.

Why? It’s soft like a bussy prolapse

 

[Alex]

THAT HOLLY WILLOUGHBY ADVERT ABOUT PAINTING PARTIES, MORE PRO LESS SECCO

 

[Lucille]

THE GIRLS ON THE TABLE NEXT TO ME

 

[Nancy]

WHEN YOU PUT TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILET AFTER WIPING YOUR ARSE AND YOU FLUSH BUT AIR GETS CAUGHT UNDERNEATH IT AND IT BALLOONS SO DOESN’T FLUSH AND THEN YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THERE IS ENOUGH WATER IN THE CISTERN BEFORE YOU CAN FLUSH AGAIN

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

TEENAGE GIRLS

 

[Alex]

NEXT DOOR BANGING ALL DAY

 

[Lucille]

FLYING ECONOMY

 

[octophone]

NEEDING A WEE WHEN IT’S ONLY BEEN 10 MINUTES SINCE YOU LAST WENT

Old age doesn't come alone, love.

 

[Lucille]

DATES

 

[octophone]

WHEN YOU PUT TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILET AFTER WIPING YOUR ARSE AND YOU FLUSH BUT AIR GETS CAUGHT UNDERNEATH IT AND IT BALLOONS SO DOESN’T FLUSH AND THEN YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THERE IS ENOUGH WATER IN THE CISTERN BEFORE YOU CAN FLUSH AGAIN

OH GOD, I THOUGHT WAS JUST ME.

 

[octophone]

PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD "SUPPORTING" WHEN THEY MEAN "DOING"

ie "Yes, octy is supporting us right now" when they mean "Yes, octy is doing absolutely all of that work right now"

 

[ButterTart]

Multi millionaire Philip Schofield doing those adverts about flogging your car for basically fuck all because we’re all rich like him so we don’t need the money.

 

[octophone]

BREWDOG

 

[Kate]

BREWDOG

They have gone up in my estimation this week. I was booked on a gin tasting event which they decided to cancel and refund due to Covid regulations, but as a consolation they sent everyone a whole bottle of their Lime & Cactus gin

Anyway

TIM MARTIN

 

[Lucille]

SHIT NORTHERN BARS WHICH CLAIM TO HAVE A ‘GIN PALACE’.