Real Housewives of Jersey

[Lucille]

I’m thinking of giving season 2 a whirl, is that MAD?!?

 

[Halli]

I’m thinking of giving season 2 a whirl, is that MAD?!?

Do it, its very entertaining

 

[jivafox]

I’m thinking of giving season 2 a whirl, is that MAD?!?

It’s worth it to see Margaret turn Tessa into a WEEPING HUSK

 

[Lucille]

Girls I’m GOING IN!

 

[Music]

Tessa trying to play the victim is hilarious. What the fuck was that scene where she had her makeup all smudged trying to act like she had been up all night crying?!

 

[Alex]

Girls I’m GOING IN!

Yay it's a lot of fun !

 

[Alex]

Tessa trying to play the victim is hilarious. What the fuck was that scene where she had her makeup all smudged trying to act like she had been up all night crying?!

Oh that was amazing

 

[jivafox]

I’ve just finished London Part 2 and ! at Tessa’s evil daughter TWEAKING at the table.

 

[Lucille]

I nearly gave up at Ashley discussing being pregnant with her slab of meat husband.

 

[Lucille]

Omg Ashley is Ella Vaday.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t believe Tessa liked a tweet that said ‘I want you to slap Margaret and call her a SISSY BITCH.’

 

[Lucille]

Obsessed with Margaret's look to camera here, there's something very LYNCHIAN about her.

 

[Lucille]

 

[jivafox]

As a matter of fact Tessa,

I’m there right now.

 

[Alex]

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Margaret has come into her own this series. Anyone who stands up to Tessa is a queen

 

[Lucille]

Just on the Liberation Day episode, and on the subject of being occupied my Nazis, did we know Tessa’s husband claims to be 41

 

[Lucille]

Sorry I’m on a deep dive of Tessa now who is apparently 51, and 10 years older than her husband, who she started her PR agency with in 1996 when he was, what, 16?!

 

[jivafox]

That family is a snakepit of LIES.

 

[Lucille]

Mia is objectively gorgeous.

 

[Alex]

Mia is objectively gorgeous.

Oh yes totally! I feel a little sorry for her that she was weak willed enough to be persuaded to align with HER

 

[Halli]

there is no way Tessa's odd husband is 41. Maybe in dog years.

You guys wait till you get to TEXT GATE

 

[Alex]

Tthere is no way Tessa's odd husband is 41. Maybe in dog years.

You guys wait till you get to TEXT GATE

Oh it's amazing. Can't wait until we are all caught up and can DISECT

 

[Lucille]

He was probably 41 at the Nuremberg trials.

 

[Lucille]

I know German=Nazi is a bit of Brexity trope, but he really looks like a Nazi.

 

[Halli]

I thought he was Italian

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure he can trace his family tree back to Chile for 2 generations and strictly NO FURTHER.

 

[Halli]

Either way, NOT fun for Europe.

 

[Lucille]

According to Tessa family lore me and Sascha were both born in the eighties

 

[jivafox]

The way they haven’t aged. Because they’ve always looked MIDDLE AGED.

 

[Lucille]

‘It wasn’t inappropriate to call you a bitch, because I came to the realisation that you are. ‘

Who predicted Margaret being a QoL this season?!?

 

[Lucille]

The way they haven’t aged. Because they’ve always looked MIDDLE AGED.

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Sascha here looking like the world’s giddiest testicle.

 

[jivafox]

‘It wasn’t inappropriate to call you a bitch, because I came to the realisation that you are. ‘

Who predicted Margaret being a QoL this season?!?

 

[Lucille]

I just went for a piss and 5 minutes later realised I got distracted trying to perfect Margaret’s accent in the shaving mirror.

 

[Lucille]

SCREAMING.

 

[Lucille]

Karen: "After the disaster that was my birthday party, I'm worried SICK, about Tessa, so I'm going to pop into Mia, to see if she's heard anything.'

Clearly a DEAR friend of TESSA!

 

[Lucille]

Who’s the new girl? She’s reminding me of all the girls I’ve met in HR departments, mixed with all the girls I’ve met at recruitment consultants.

 

[jivafox]

Sahra is SO ropey, why was she hired

 

[Lucille]

Why would you ever spell Sarah that way, if you want your child to have an exotic name then, I dunno, DON’T CALL HER SARAH.

 

[Lucille]

Sahra is every girl I went to school with who waited until after their A-Levels to get pregnant.

 

[Lucille]

Sahra dropped English Lit at AS Level but did get a C in Psycology.