Real Housewives of New York

[Alex]

I have finally reached the infamous

episode

 

[Iguana]

Aviva probably my favourite of newbies at the moment shall see how this progresses.

I have finally reached the infamous

episode

Thoughts now?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Let me tell you something:



The only thing



That is artificial


Or fake




About me




is






THIS!!!!​

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Thoughts now?

Aviva = icon & Queen of Pop
Holla = bully & sanctimonious mean girl



Show me the lie?

 

[Alex]

Thoughts now?

I LOVE to HATE Aviva
So annoying but also compelling.
So team Carole, she’s just so much wittier and smarter. I also like how her and Luann seem to get along. The series picked up so much when Luann returned
I actually like Heather a lot now HOLLA, she knows how to play Ramona and doesn’t take any shit.

 

[Alex]

Aviva = icon & Queen of Pop
Holla = bully & sanctimonious mean girl



Show me the lie?

This post gave me asthma

 

[jivafox]

 

[supermassive]

Rewatching these mid-season 10 episodes after after the latest RHUGT, it's really not surprising Bravo 'paused' Dorinda, she's an absolute train wreck and in a very dark place.

 

[Phoenix]

Remember when this show was firing on all cylinders



You’re a cow, I’m a girl

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You're a cow, I'm a girl
That's the difference.

 

[Lucille]

Wanna do a couple of RAILS and talk about it?

 

[Lucille]

The fact he showed up unannounced to a BRA PARTY.

 

[Lucille]

Why were they having a BRA PARTY?!?

 

[Lucille]

Remember we when JULES was the biggest flop housewife on NYC??

 

[Phoenix]

Remember we when JULES was the biggest flop housewife on NYC??

New York had some major flops, Cindy, BARBRA, Ebony

 

[jivafox]

Barbara was an icon.

 

[Music]

Barbara was an icon.

When Dorinda compared her to a TURNIP

 

[Phoenix]

An icon to root vegetables everywhere

 

[jivafox]

When Dorinda compared her to a TURNIP

A big FAT turnip!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Guys I have the day off and I might just throw myself right back into the RHONY catfights & spotlights HIGHLIGHTS vortex because WHY NOT

 

[Apoca]

"You On A Good Day" (Ramona and Bethenny Brooklyn Bridge Remix)

 

[jivafox]

"At least I have FRIENDS. You have NO FRIENDS. Who are your friends? You have nobody in your life. Right now you have Jason and you'll probably MESS THAT UP TOO."

The Singer Stinger hurts but it's very rarely WRONG!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It doesn't seem to be a problem for Madonna
She's my neighbour
But The Countess can't roam the streets

 

[KindaCool]

"At least I have FRIENDS. You have NO FRIENDS. Who are your friends? You have nobody in your life. Right now you have Jason and you'll probably MESS THAT UP TOO."

The Singer Stinger hurts but it's very rarely WRONG!

She is A PROPHET

 

[Iguana]

Luann and Sonja's new show is filimin'

Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan begin filming their reality show in Illinois

Page Six broke the news in June that the “Real Housewives of New York City” stars had signed a deal to star in their own “Simple Life”-esque series.

pagesix.com

 

[Lucille]

I hope this does well after RHONY did them so dirty.

 

[jivafox]

Sonja and Luann doing The Simple Life is like fan fiction dream. I cannot believe it’s really happening. It will be the best thing since RHUGT2

 

[Iguana]

 

[Apoca]

Honestly ECSTATIC at this going ahead.

PROTECT Sonja Morgan (her townhouse and the Morgan letters!)

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You do not. Touch. The Morgan letters!!!!?!!!!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Because you are a liar, LIANNE!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

God I miss Bethenny

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[jivafox]

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What is it? HALLOWEEN? What’s with that FACE?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I made my own money
You didn't have any money until you fucked!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You got your tits hanging out, you got your hair down to here, you got crazy eyes, you've got fucking chicken in your purse, you're drinking fucking rose behind the couch, screaming that it's too cold in here. You're a HORROR SHOW.

 

[Apoca]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

There is one more thing and I don't wanna attack about it
But it was also online