Romania 2022: WRS - Llamame

[VoR]

46(!) potential entries have been published online

I have not listened to them all, but thankfully some kind soul did a recap video.



This one is fun, but I'm not sure whether they'd get away with the lyrics...




Other promising ones:





Cezar the falsetto vampire from 2013 has also returned, but sadly his song is very boring

 

[VoR]

I'm also quite drawn to this frenetic nonsense

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Alexa came 2nd in one of their super long 2010's National Finals:

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

This seems to be one of the faves to win, the video itself has 300k+ view.

Although apparently they've ditched the guy for the National Final. The reworked version sounds slightly demo-ish.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I'm also quite drawn to this frenetic nonsense

Added to the National Final after he filed a motion to be included by TVR.

 

[Saltwater]

This seems to be one of the faves to win, the video itself has 300k+ view.

Although apparently they've ditched the guy for the National Final. The reworked version sounds slightly demo-ish.

I love this, especially the nonpenis version. Haven't heard the rest but am already in love with the translation of the chorus:
Sweet Romania glory from heaven, your longing holds my heart iron, you have the golden fields of the holy land, Romania the most expensive word

 

[RJN]

I'm also quite drawn to this frenetic nonsense

@ButterTart's going to be talking about this in 2030

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart's going to be talking about this in 2030

oh yes, that will do very nicely.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The Eurovision gods have gifted us a ROPEY semi-tits out banger This won in Romania.

This is a revamp away from being QUITE A GOOD ENTRY

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Definitely one for the disappointed Alvaro Estrella fanz tonight

 

[VoR]

I can 100% live with that.

 

[ButterTart]

This has jumped into my top 5.

 

[OutSynk]

I mean, it's a song.

 

[Penelope]

LOVE this - the nighttime cruising edition of Fab Fanny - Another Summer Night

 

[OutSynk]

In case @ButterTart missed this symphonic folk heavy metal banger.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This really has so much potential to be great if Romania PULL THEIR FINGER OUT

Very pleased they've seemingly got their mojo back a bit after YEARS of SHAME!

 

[win_the_game]

I mean, it's a song.

It sounds like EVERY song released by Cat Music.

 

[Alias #23]

Well this is great, although I do prefer him in that lovely ruched blouse in the other video

 

[Lucille]

SO TEPID YET DELICIOUS.

 

[Alias #23]

I do hope he packs his blouse for the semi

 

[Alias #23]

I like the half-asleep look he has going on and a vocal style reminiscent of Amanda Lear AKA RECORDED LYING DOWN

 

[win_the_game]

Blouse Barn Bucharest doing a roaring trade then.

 

[win_the_game]

I can see myself coming back to this AGAIN and AGAIN. Far more than boring old Brividi.

 

[Lucille]

That blouse looks like it’s been serving him well for DECADES, so fingers crossed it makes it to Turin before the MOTHS finish it off completely.

 

[Lucille]

God there’s something so hypnotic and indeed ALLURING about lovely WRS.

 

[Penelope]

The SULTRY GEM OF THE YEAR!

 

[Lucille]

I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve played this FIVE TIMES.

 

[Penelope]

Oh I DO really need to know SIMPLY EVERYTHING POSSIBLE about him URGENTLY.

I mean I bet WRS ISN'T EVEN HIS REAL NAME!

 

[win_the_game]

God there’s something so hypnotic and indeed ALLURING about lovely WRS.

He looks utter filth with an ever so slightly clumsy technique.

 

[Lucille]

Yes much like his lovely blouse he looks like he needs a GOOD WASH

 

[Penelope]

Already anticipating the @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA posts about the impending GAY-OFF between Ms. WRS and the one and only M.B.D.!

 

[Lucille]

God this is making me wanting to skulk around the corners of a dingy subterranean Bucharest cruise bar IMMEDAITELY.

 

[Alias #23]

He does look like one to be reliant on the ALLURE OF HIS NATURAL ODOURS

 

[Alias #23]

The word LOUCHE is springing to mind

 

[Alias #23]

Apparently his name is ANDREI

 

[win_the_game]

I like that wrs found his sound and ran with it. Every song sounds the same.

 

[Alias #23]

Apparently his name is ANDREI

NOT VERY EXOTIC IS IT. Not even the dignity of a DIACRITIC!

 

[Penelope]

The Eurovision gods have gifted us a ROPEY semi-tits out banger This won in Romania.

This is a revamp away from being QUITE A GOOD ENTRY

I just noticed the fucking LED pyro curtain

This UNWASHED SULTRY JACK GREALISH FAGGOTRY is fast becoming an IMMEDIATE B-TIER CLASSIC FOR THE AGES!!

 

[Alias #23]

I like that wrs found his sound and ran with it. Every song sounds the same.

Oh thank God. Variety SO overrated. We have a SWEATY MALE LOBODA!

 

[Lucille]

I enjoy how it doesn’t give an OUNCE more effort than STRICTLY NECESSARY, a philosophy I myself strive to live by.