Russia 2021: Manizha - Russian Woman

[Penelope]

Russian Woman won I think?

BOOOOO

 

[Madíson]

Isn’t in a public holiday in Russia on International Women’s Day?

 

[Madíson]

Bizarre. But at least it’s not another Russian peace anthem.

 

[Madíson]

Is this Pretty Woman? I guess it’s appropriate for International Women’s Day.

 

[Эулия]

Is this Pretty Woman? I guess it’s appropriate for International Women’s Day.

Yes, feat. Julia Roberts. They were jealous of San Marino bagging Flo

 

[Madíson]

Dzuliya Roberts surely

 

[Samuel]

If Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars got a RAP ON THE KNUCKLES for pinching elements of ‘Oops Upside Your Head’, there’s no way Little Big could have sent ‘Sex Machine’ and not faced accusations of plagiarism. Although I suspect the Russian delegation wouldn’t have minded the DRAMA all that much.

 

[Lucille]

Are there any clips of this TRASH yet

 

[Lucille]

FOUND IT!

 

[Suomi]

I tried to play the winning song and got to 1.58 and was told “I cannot listen to that, turn it off”


So guess what I’m entering into Tischvision

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh God that's horrible.

RUSSIA!

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, I've just watched the performances on YouTube. In order of preference:

1. Russian Jeff Goldblum - actually quite liked this.
2. #2Mashi - They have MUCH better songs than this.
3. Headscarf woman - Horrible. Montenegrin beats with a Montagne performance.

I'm assuming headscarf woman won?

 

[ButterTart]

It did win. It's borderline unlistenable.

 

[Penelope]

OMG what a psychotic unlistenable banger

 

[Lucille]

AWFUL!!!

 

[Lucille]

Here for a Russian NQ!!!

 

[VoR]

I'd expect a revamp by May, given how much of a blatant rush job this whole thing was.

If they leave it as is, it's a borderline qualifier at best in Heat One.

 

[Penelope]

I love how it really tests my commitment to music

 

[Эулия]

There are elements of it which I quite like but on the whole NO

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHATS THIS SHIT

 

[Эулия]

I'd expect a revamp by May, given how much of a blatant rush job this whole thing was.

If they leave it as is, it's a borderline qualifier at best in Heat One.

Maybe they’ll just write a whole new song

 

[GNL]

I can't understand what it is she's saying every Russian woman needs to know?

 

[Lucille]

No sexy tubbers doing death drops FOR A START.

 

[Dark Carnival]

There are elements of it which I quite like but on the whole NO

I really like the SOVIET CHANTING (chorus?) bit. But it’s ruined by all the rest.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't understand what it is she's saying every Russian woman needs to know?

Putin has a big dick.

 

[ButterTart]

I love how it really tests my commitment to music

It makes me a bit jealous of Helen Keller. By which I mean she's lucky she didn't live to not hear this.

 

[ButterTart]

I really like the SOVIET CHANTING (chorus?) bit. But it’s ruined by all the rest.

Yeah, I was trying to convince myself I liked that bit but it's still not all that.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone explain to me why, despite this so clearly being awful from start to finish, I still enjoyed it?

 

[Lucille]

Someone turn Lesley Roy’s life support back on!!! She’s not dead YET.

 

[Эулия]

Someone explain to me why, despite this so clearly being awful from start to finish, I still enjoyed it?

Well it’s not nice to say it but you’ve clearly got something wrong with you

 

[ButterTart]

Someone explain to me why, despite this so clearly being awful from start to finish, I still enjoyed it?

Because you're ZenGiraffe and we'd have been worried if you didn't enjoy it.

 

[ButterTart]

The saddest part is that, thanks to Portugal and Netherlands, this is still only the third lowest in my personal ranking.

 

[RJN]

Its fun in that its kind of a bop but is also terrifying. Mostly it just doesn't make any sense as a piece of music. We'll all have it on repeat by next week

 

[Penelope]

Its fun in that its kind of a bop but is also terrifying. Mostly it just doesn't make any sense as a piece of music. We'll all have it on repeat by next week

By next week? Speak for yourself - I've got it on repeat NOW

 

[RJN]

By next week? Speak for yourself - I've got it on repeat NOW

On this International Woman's Day, you represent Russia

 

[Эулия]

Imagine how awful it must have been for poor Tubs & Co. to have sat through that trio of disgusting when they would have easily sailed to victory with one of their basic, one note specials

 

[Penelope]

I declare this both the greatest (and worst) Russian entry since SEXY SAMOYLOVA - A Flame Is Burning!

 

[ButterTart]

Its fun in that its kind of a bop but is also terrifying. Mostly it just doesn't make any sense as a piece of music. We'll all have it on repeat by next week

We're European, we're legally obliged to listen to these awful songs. You're exempt, you should be outside doing American things. Go and meet your friends Corey and Hank, use a faucet, shoot someone. Don't waste your life on this terrible woman.

 

[Эулия]

BREAKING: Riots break out in Russia after Little Big pop group snubbed for Eurosong 2021. Furious Svetlana, 21, say, “Me know Tubs is bloat but would let kick down back door.”

 

[RJN]

Go and meet your friends Corey and Hank, use a faucet, shoot someone.

I don't have any friends named Hank