Scenes to Include in 'Madonna the Movie'

Gangsta Nancy Lam

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So with Madonna co-writing and directing her life story, which iconic Madonna moments need to make their way into the screenplay?

Personally I think it's important we see her pegging Guy Ritchie.
 

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I’m expecting at least 45 minutes dedicated to the difficult and tumultuous journey of writing, recording, and producing her controversial magnum opus:


CANDYSHOP :disco:
 

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Stealing Donna De Lory from Belinda Carlisle.

Watching Cyndi perform at the Grammy's from the side of the stage.

Being a cunt at Cher's dinner parties (she and Sean had a few dinners at the Gothic mansion).

Bumping into that PA/Gloria Estefan's sister at Cannes red carpet.

Reading Guy's dad's comments about her sleeping in Crem de la Mer (had he not heard Mer Girl before, seriously).

Stealing Girl Gone Wild from Rachel Stevens...

Frequent scenes with Moira trying to randomly bump into Madge and ask her to be her latest child's god mother, her maid of honor, to donate a kidney for her unborn sprog, and finally begging Madge to hire her as a cleaner.
 
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We need this scene too:

She was dating Warren Beatty at that time. So she's walking across this terrace with Warren Beatty and they walk up to us and Steve Bray says, Madonna, I want you to meet Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly. They wrote 'Like a Virgin.' And the first thing I remember is that Warren Beatty started to chuckle because I guess he thought that it was a pretend introduction, because she must know the guys who wrote that song.

Anyway, I sort of gushingly said, "Oh Madonna, I've wanted to meet you for so long." And she said, "Well, now you did." And she grabbed Warren Beatty and walked away. And that was the end of it.
 

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We need this scene too:

She was dating Warren Beatty at that time. So she's walking across this terrace with Warren Beatty and they walk up to us and Steve Bray says, Madonna, I want you to meet Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly. They wrote 'Like a Virgin.' And the first thing I remember is that Warren Beatty started to chuckle because I guess he thought that it was a pretend introduction, because she must know the guys who wrote that song.

Anyway, I sort of gushingly said, "Oh Madonna, I've wanted to meet you for so long." And she said, "Well, now you did." And she grabbed Warren Beatty and walked away. And that was the end of it.
Wig. But also, what a horrid individual. Someone send her to Gaga's kindness school.
 

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We need this scene too:

She was dating Warren Beatty at that time. So she's walking across this terrace with Warren Beatty and they walk up to us and Steve Bray says, Madonna, I want you to meet Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly. They wrote 'Like a Virgin.' And the first thing I remember is that Warren Beatty started to chuckle because I guess he thought that it was a pretend introduction, because she must know the guys who wrote that song.

Anyway, I sort of gushingly said, "Oh Madonna, I've wanted to meet you for so long." And she said, "Well, now you did." And she grabbed Warren Beatty and walked away. And that was the end of it.
THAT'S the ONE :D
 

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We need this scene too:

She was dating Warren Beatty at that time. So she's walking across this terrace with Warren Beatty and they walk up to us and Steve Bray says, Madonna, I want you to meet Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly. They wrote 'Like a Virgin.' And the first thing I remember is that Warren Beatty started to chuckle because I guess he thought that it was a pretend introduction, because she must know the guys who wrote that song.

Anyway, I sort of gushingly said, "Oh Madonna, I've wanted to meet you for so long." And she said, "Well, now you did." And she grabbed Warren Beatty and walked away. And that was the end of it.
I just heard this one on the Beyond The Groove (?) podcast (so good by the way)

Nile Rodgers clearly wasn't worried about burning any bridges :D
 

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She has to include the shitty English accent at some point of this upcoming OPUS.
 

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Esther strung up alone in a hospital bed, post horse-riding accident finding comfort in the Zohar, whilst the trouser-enforcer Guy Itchie gets drunk and sings folk songs at the Punchbowl.
 

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Stealing Donna De Lory from Belinda Carlisle.

Watching Cyndi perform at the Grammy's from the side of the stage.

Being a cunt at Cher's dinner parties (she and Sean had a few dinners at the Gothic mansion).

Bumping into that PA/Gloria Estefan's sister at Cannes red carpet.

Reading Guy's dad's comments about her sleeping in Crem de la Mer (had he not heard Mer Girl before, seriously).

Stealing Girl Gone Wild from Rachel Stevens...

Frequent scenes with Moira trying to randomly bump into Madge and ask her to be her latest child's god mother, her maid of honor, to donate a kidney for her unborn sprog, and finally begging Madge to hire her as a cleaner.
Something tells me that none of this will make it into the film, sadly.
 

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