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Shirley in a sketch. She's trying to make sure the drunk guy coming in after her doesn't suspect her of being the cause of the disgusting toilet.
Translation:
M: Wooow! Shirley Clamp!
S: Yeah... hehehe...
M: Hiya!
S: Hey, hey!
M: So... you're standing here.
A: Yes, and you are going in here? Or?
M: Yes.
S: Yes... It smells like shit in here. And it's not me really, actually it was like that when I came. I've just peed you know...
M: Yeah, okay.
A: ... just so you know.
M: Yeah, okay.
A: Yeah, and then there's... like poop stripes in the whole toilet seat like this. Quite a lot actually if I'm to be honest. Imagine everything white has turned brown really. And it's not mine either. So that you know it as well.
M: Ah, okay.
S: Well... and then there's like splashed ... like poo splatter on top of the toilet seat itself...
M: Okay.
A: ...and it's not me doing that
M: I get it.
A: ... but that was how it was when I arrived.
M: Yes. You, you haven't taken a dump.
S: No, excactly.
M: Nej, hehe I get it.
S: Ah, exactly.
M: Yeah, okay. See ya!
S: By then.
The man walks into the toilet.
M: Hey?
S: Yes?
M: What about this?
S: Yeah, yeah him! Nonono, that's just an annoying fan you see... and I usually… I have given him warnings, you know. I'd say something like, "But, next time you come and bother me, I'll kill you!"... I've been saying *laughs*, yeah...
M: Yeah, okay.
S: Ah... *shakes her head*
M: Ah... No, but I get it.
A: Have a nice evening!
M: Yes, you too. Bye!
S: Bye, bye.
Further into the episode is a sketch were Thérèse Andersson is tired of playing same old Guitar Hero and wants to test her new game, Groupie Hero.
Translation:
M: Wooow! Shirley Clamp!
S: Yeah... hehehe...
M: Hiya!
S: Hey, hey!
M: So... you're standing here.
A: Yes, and you are going in here? Or?
M: Yes.
S: Yes... It smells like shit in here. And it's not me really, actually it was like that when I came. I've just peed you know...
M: Yeah, okay.
A: ... just so you know.
M: Yeah, okay.
A: Yeah, and then there's... like poop stripes in the whole toilet seat like this. Quite a lot actually if I'm to be honest. Imagine everything white has turned brown really. And it's not mine either. So that you know it as well.
M: Ah, okay.
S: Well... and then there's like splashed ... like poo splatter on top of the toilet seat itself...
M: Okay.
A: ...and it's not me doing that
M: I get it.
A: ... but that was how it was when I arrived.
M: Yes. You, you haven't taken a dump.
S: No, excactly.
M: Nej, hehe I get it.
S: Ah, exactly.
M: Yeah, okay. See ya!
S: By then.
The man walks into the toilet.
M: Hey?
S: Yes?
M: What about this?
S: Yeah, yeah him! Nonono, that's just an annoying fan you see... and I usually… I have given him warnings, you know. I'd say something like, "But, next time you come and bother me, I'll kill you!"... I've been saying *laughs*, yeah...
M: Yeah, okay.
S: Ah... *shakes her head*
M: Ah... No, but I get it.
A: Have a nice evening!
M: Yes, you too. Bye!
S: Bye, bye.
Further into the episode is a sketch were Thérèse Andersson is tired of playing same old Guitar Hero and wants to test her new game, Groupie Hero.
