Since WHEN is Gary Barlow a wine expert?

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First I see a GARY BARLOW wine bottle at the supermarket (BOTTOM SHELF at Tesco, if you must know)

And now he's on my telly doing some kind of vineyard tour?

FUCK OFF
 
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Oh aren’t you following him on Instagram?

My friend keeps sending me his stories. It’s the most excruciating thing I’ve ever seen :D
 
Hi bio is a quote like

“My memories are best when surrounded by friends with a nice bottle of wine” - Gary Barlow

Yes he name checks his own quote on his own bio on his own insta page

Because Gary Barlow!
 
“Gary please can you naturally move your glass naturally across the line of bottles so we can naturally capture the range in motion, naturally. Just make it look natural”

 
I SWEAR SOMEBODY IS SETTING HIM UP :D




Suspect #1

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OH DEAR.

The worst thing about it is it will probably sell, but to be honest I haven’t yet went near a bottle of Kylie wine either. :zombie:
 
and I feel bad when I try to record a TikTok :D this is WILD; thank God he doesn't make a living as an influencer.
 
The Kylie wine is meant to be lovely. I have never tasted it, but bought it for a few people. Its got a good rep.

I had a bottle of GRAHAM NORTON red wine the other month, it was the only thing in the off licence. it was DESGUSTENG!
 
The Kylie stuff is alright. It seems better than it was, that or I've been conditioned.

Credit to her though, it's fucking everywhere.
 
The Kylie rosé and Prosecco are nice and her non-alcoholic stuff is pretty impressive too.

Now, her sauvignon blanc on the other hand is DESPICABLE and tastes homophobic.
 
Oh I wouldn't touch her Sauvy B. Wouldn't even clean my toilet wivv it to be fair

The Proseccy on either hand is lovely and a bargain for middle aged homosexuals with expendable income!!

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Seeing his solo performances on the old TOTPs shows that he really does struggle with charisma and any compelling sense of magnetism, and I think he still struggles with it.

Sometimes it comes across as quite charming in its own right, but it's a very close thing a lot of the time.
 
I thought Kylie's non-alcoholic one was awful. Much rather have a bottle of Shloer.
 
In fact I bet her wine range has more made money than Gary Barlow's entire solo career!!!

:D

Kylie is mega successful in wine! Gary Barlow was never successful in solo hits.

I have never tried it or been tempted with Kylie wine personally, but I am sure if I was at a loose end I wouldn’t turn it down. 🤷‍♀️
 
We need a separate thread on nonalcoholic drinks actually - some are really good these days aren't they
 

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