Slovenia 2022: LPS - Disko

[VoR]

Quite a likable little selection in Slovenia this year! They choose on Saturday

Some favourites

Luma - All In

As @Pingu observed, this almost reads as a deliberate parody of zalagaspar from 2019, but it's a fairly sultry gem.



Anabel - Tendency

A delightful slice of 2003-pop with a bewilderingly awful ending.



July Jones - Girls Can Do Anything

Yes, they can!!! This seems to be a frontrunner. Not really my cup of tea but there's something there.



BQL - Maj

More winsome retro-pop. If they win it'll probably be something of a pity vote, they've finished second like 3 times.



Batista Cadillac

Hot man, shit song



Manouche - Si Sama

Another 00s throw back, but more to the kind of guff that would routinely NQ for central European countries that had sort of given up.

 

[Pingu]

BQL have missed out with much better, more competitive material in the past, so that probably means this is their year.

 

[Penelope]

Too many syllables in some of the lines of that July Jones one.

 

[Penelope]

I quite like Maj

Give me All In or Tendency (both with a revamp) though.

 

[Penelope]

That Batista Cadillac song would really be far better suited to a woman (oh fine, NINA ZILLI) shaking her tits all over it. His voice is just that BIT too affected

(and yes, obviously he'd get it in a month of Sundays so long as you stitched his mouth shut first)

 

[Pingu]

The annoying thing about Tendency is that there is so much repetition and the verses are so meandering that it could easily be cut down to 2:30 and an extra chorus stuck on the end.

 

[Jacques]

BQL should've got in back in 2017 but much rather an ok track from them than that awful LUMA thing.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Anabel - Tendency

A delightful slice of 2003-pop with a bewilderingly awful ending.

I kind of LOVE this breezy tat? It has doomed FAN FAVE written all over it should it win the selection (I'm assuming unlikely). It sort of gives me a whiff of Austrian ZOE who sang in French, mainly in regards to her amount of hair and general hopelessness.

July Jones screams "scrapes through semi final in 10th place and finishes 21st on the night" - very much Lea Sirk part two IF YOU WILL!

 

[win_the_game]

'Disko' confirmed for Turin.

 

[win_the_game]

.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh

Honesly a little CRUSHED it wasn't bright and breezy Anabel with her Tendency for flesh coloured fabrics

 

[Alias #23]

JESUS CHRIST

HAVEN’T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

'Disko' confirmed for Turin.

How did this win?? He looks absolutely TERRIFIED!

 

[Alias #23]

Can’t they send Melania Trump doing some flimsy eurodisco number in a see-through dress? She’s Slovenian isn’t she?

START THE PETITION NOW

 

[win_the_game]

It's inoffensive muzak. I doubt it will be troubling either voting system in May.

 

[Alias #23]

It's inoffensive muzak. I doubt it will be troubling either voting system in May.

It’s got a sort of DADI vibe if you ask me. STRING HIM UP!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

They really did have some fairly decent options to choose from too, albeit nothing that would trouble the upper echelons.

Pegging this for a semi final LAST PLACE tbh.

 

[Alias #23]

It’s got a sort of DADI vibe if you ask me. STRING HIM UP!

Mercifully without the matching outfits thrown together during a crafternoon at the home

 

[Alias #23]

BRING BACK THAT MORBID LOOKING ONE AND THE BLOKE

 

[Alias #23]

God this was FANTASTIC

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

BRING BACK THAT MORBID LOOKING ONE AND THE BLOKE

They genuinely TRIED (and failed) TO DO SO, but this time in the major key, this year

 

[Alias #23]

We don’t want MAJOR KEYS from these countries. DID THE DONKEY NOT DELIVER THE MEMO

 

[ButterTart]

Well this is absolute fucking garbage. Right at the bottom of the pile for me.

 

[win_the_game]

Well this is absolute fucking garbage. Right at the bottom of the pile for me.

But what do you really think?

 

[VoR]

We finally have a studio version of this. It's actually grown on me a lot. Complete roadkill, but really quite WINSOME.

 

[Penelope]

And STILL not on Spotify!

 

[VoR]

It is, but weirdly not in the UK. I presume somebody will un-geoblock it shortly.

 

[Soldi]

Is that everything on Spotify now?

 

[VoR]

Yep, Azerbaijan also went up today.

 

[Pingu]

Wow, I’m shocked to discover that the version I have had on my phone all this time was the live version! Kudos to the lead singer, it’s a pretty effortless vocal.

 

[Tisch]

I'm just seeing that LPS stands for Last Pizza Slice and now I want them to win the whole thing

 

[Penelope]

This really was TERRIFYINGLY unelevated!

 

[Alias #23]

Another MUCH DESERVED FLOP