Star Trek: The Next Generation

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Data chipping in "could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing" giving me strong Diddy vibes (or how I see him anyway )

 

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Deanna and the totally unexpected arrival of the blonde woman from Wyatt's drawings feels like Jet vs Lightning: The Soap Opera. Well I hope so anyway.

 

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Wyatt, don't you dare prevent the naked wedding going ahead.

 

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Episode ruined. The 80s really were a disaster for homosexuality indeed.

 

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The mother clearly has gifts just as great as her daughter if she couldn't predict her words prompting Wyatt to go on his merry way.

 

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Actually that blonde woman Arianna is definitely made up to look like Glenn Close.

 

[Indie]

I'm actually a little surprised that episode is in S1. Either way, Troi's mother can fuck the fucking fuck off.

Although i understand that's probably a minority opinion here.

 

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That episode was over in a flash. I'm not sure I'd say the mother was "fabulous" or anything as it was basically that age old trope of older woman having sexual urges being vulgar.

 

[Indie]

She returns. Far too much for my liking.

 

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Picard dressing as Taggart for the Jaradan has me piqued.

 

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Can't they tell us the real news and tell us what movies Dietrich, Davis and Crawford all have out?

 

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This is actually a bit modern Dr Whoish.

 

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Hazell Dean is being probed, "but it's long ranged. We can't be certain where it's originating". Such filth.

 

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Oh my days at Crush crushing the Jackie Collins courtroom look.

 

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The freshly fellatio'd solero lipstick not so much.

 

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So much intertextuality going on here. Even Crush's son peeping through is re-enacting the Open Your Heart video. What a silly episode - where are the happy go jogging orgy aliens like the good old episode 6 days.

 

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The prissy queens Jaradans on the other hand sound fun.

 

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Well it's fair to say I'm not familiar with whatever book this is they're playing around with. I'm absolutely not following this

 

[Diddy]

Data chipping in "could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing" giving me strong Diddy vibes (or how I see him anyway )

WTF

 

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Ep 12: the one where Data says "agog".

 

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Lore is literally giving this series a much needed kick.

 

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I personally would have called him Base as basic as it sounds.

 

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Hate crime Hazell really is the least at her dismay towards the First Officer changing into drag.

 

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Oh he's wearing panto garb. I was expecting a gown for some reason.

 

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Mistress Beata to take Yar down in a game of violent tennis please.

 

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Like a young Rod Stewart (the refugee not Yar - she wishes).

 

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With Klingon guy sneezing and what I remember from Discovery, is now a good time to ask about this multiple orifice thing they supposedly have going on? Perhaps I'll google it on a stronger stomach.

 

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Well I'd rather have a roll in the crater with pocket gay male lesbian gymnast subordinate Trent if he had body hair, but I suppose I'd have a go on the First Officer too (I'm having flash backs to my glamorous trolley dolly days saying that).

 

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Oh a secret love affair in the man cave (I suddenly get the subtle symbolism).

 

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I now believe all this time Janet's legendary "I didn't even get to cum" interlude was actually a tribute to Beata's no he beata don't sexual frustrations with the smug and underwhelming FO.

 

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And now a shirtless Picard, the 80s finally throwing the gays a bone.

 

[Madíson]

If you’ve been able to tolerate Disco and Season One, you’re going to love it when TNG gets good.

 

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I was too busy Alexia-ing, but those 3 Gail Porters came from nowhere.

 

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If you’ve been able to tolerate Disco and Season One, you’re going to love it when TNG gets good.

When does it kick into gear for you Madison?

 

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Who is the new male joining Hazell and the OG Klingon in blue spandex?

 

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Blondes and jazz seldom go together? Michelle Phieffer croons face down ass up on a piano to differ!

 

[Madíson]

When does it kick into gear for you Madison?

It’s a cliched answer, but Best of Both Worlds (Part One).

 

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59 episode to go.

 

[Madíson]

59 episode to go.

Actually, I’m talking bollocks. There’s plenty of good stuff in Season 3. Most notably, Yesterday’s Enterprise is one of the best.

 

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Made it through episode 17 (sponsored by LSL's Electric), which means I'm quite far into episode 18. Is Master Crusher who Saru used to be? He's so tall and skinny it doesn't quite look real.