This will not be easy listening. For starters it doesn't even have Easy on it (*punches Mr Postman in his mailbox for no reason*)
Chorus - 10/10
Verses - 2/10 unfortunately
Don't forget Dids:
Got such a pretty kitty I know you wanna pet it
Kitty = PUSSY
Can we talk about EASY? For a long time I really had it down as bit of a dud, but upon finding it again the chorus is EVERYTHING.
I mean that one is fine, that’s a solid double entendre
what DOES she sing about South of the border?
Then “I can cook up anything that you have to order” which doesn’t seem to have any sexual meaning at all! Bonkers
Absolutely, I loved the chorus so much, I almost ignored the parade of lumpy euphemisms.
Hey Mr Postman, where’s the mail for my mailbox?
Does this mean sperm for her vag? I don’t think this is a real phrase people say
I’ve got a landing strip clear for you at the airport.
First, HOT TALK about how you got your pubes done phwoooar. Also the point of a double entendre is that it’s ambiguous, so definitely don’t be more specific that you mean the non-sexy one unless your vag is called an airport.
I want sex on the beach and I don’t mean on the rocks.
See above, don’t explain the double entendre. And it doesn’t actually help narrow it down anyway!