Sunday 211 3/6

[octophone]

Hello.

That "hello" took me 4 guesses.

 

[COB]

Good afternoon

 

[dmlaw]

Hello.

That "hello" took me 4 guesses.

Yeah, the ones with repeated letters are always tough.

 

[lolly]

Just had my first Creme Egg of the year. May many more follow.

 

[Diddy]

YouTube has kept showing old (and I mean OLD) episodes of Have I got news for you.

Now it’s May 1997, Blair has been PM for less than a month, Bill Clinton is visiting, although there was an accusation of sexual misconduct (not that one yet), they’re talking about Thatcher and Diana in the present tense, and JR Hartley is a current joke.

Very weird to hear all that as current affairs

 

[Funky]

The way @Diddy is describing 1997 as ancient has RUINED my mood for today

I’m supposed to be going out for a date-walk (or is that walk-date?) and I can’t be ARSED but I have to go because I’ve already cancelled it 3 times

He has the patience of a saint, BLESS him

 

[Soldi]

I’m going on a walking date later, the guy I was supposed to be meeting has already cancelled THREE times

 

[Funky]

I’m going on a walking date later, the guy I was supposed to be meeting has already cancelled THREE times

Soz

 

[GinAg (39)]

Four lesson plans complete. One more today.

IS THIS MY LIFE NOW?

 

[Funky]

@Soldi come round for a walk I’ll show you some nice bush(es)

 

[RJN]

It’s snowing here now, which rarely happens, so everyone is freaking out and the entire city is closed. All of the grocery stores are now out of food

 

[Diddy]

You know, Pornhub is a cunt. How coincidental that their helpful troubleshooting message is always there just in case I have playback errors --- oh wait, here's another playback error, which I get every single time.

"If you are having issues with video playback, please try disabling Adblock, contact Adblock support to fix the issue or purchase Pornhub Premium"

Funny how purchasing the premium service would prevent a playback error

 

[Rachey]

I discovered Xtube got shut down recently

 

[Funky]

It’s snowing here now, which rarely happens, so everyone is freaking out and the entire city is closed. All of the grocery stores are now out of food

Sounds like England when we get a few flakes

 

[lolly]

I find xHamster satisfies my requirements

 

[Star]

I went to a kids birthday party this afternoon. I feel it might have been a bit of a superspreader event But then how much can you put your life on hold?

 

[Rachey]

I went to a kids birthday party this afternoon. I feel it might have been a bit of a superspreader event But then how much can you put your life on hold?

As long as you and the kids enjoyed it that's what matters. I feel like people have put their lives on hold for too long now, time to start living again. And hopefully not dying of covid.

Mandy's off to the vet hospital with a friend whose cat has laboured breathing and isn't very responsive. Having pets sucks.