Sunday is arrested for snatching Monday’s weave for Mrs World

[Rita]

Excuse the title, and excuse me.

Just home and have my eyelashes tousling the tip of my nose. Should rslly go to bed before I need to act adult again at some point today when my son comes home. My daughter already locked me out and looked at me like I am some sort of scrub when she opened the door. 47.90 at th M&S garage buying all sorts of pointless SHITE.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

There are M&S GARAGES? I want one...

 

[Sheena]

Morning

I had a lovely Saturday with OLD ELLEN in Worthing but am paying for it now.

 

[floppet]

Put my new strimmer together last night in preparation for getting my teeth into gardening today. Got up to a car and garden covered in snow.

 

[big ron]

Wuh

 

[GinAg (39)]

There's a TITS OUT hash tag trending for a boyband member and I think Moopy deserves to paid.

 

[GinAg (39)]

#TITSOUTFORJOHNMAJOR

 

[Phoenix]

I wonder what sort of hangover @Rita is going through

 

[big ron]

The sort only a massive chinese can sort

 

[Rita]

I wonder what sort of hangover @Rita is going through

Oh it’s definitely an 8.5. I feel AWFUL.

 

[Rita]

The sort only a massive chinese can sort

You are spot on, but as they don’t deliver and I am still likely well over the limit to drive I had to order a taxi to pick it up and deliver it for me. My son had to go to the door for it and pay the taxi driver as I look GHASTLY.

 

[big ron]

You are spot on, but as they don’t deliver and I am still likely well over the limit to drive I had to order a taxi to pick it up and deliver it for me. My son had to go to the door for it and pay the taxi driver as I look GHASTLY.

Hardcore dedication. I salute you and hope the MSG soothes your soul. X