The Meaning of Mariah Carey by Mariah Carey (Mimi's Memoir) - SPOILERS abound!

[straightorbroken]

YES

She looks like a hamster villager from Animal Crossing.

 

[KindaCool]

I suspect the cover with be a picture of her as a child.

 

[KindaCool]

The title will most likely be a lyric?

But WHICH LYRIC?

 

[dUb]

I suspect the cover with be a picture of her as a child.

It has to be recognisable quickly, surely. I think it’ll be along the lines of the bipolar magazine cover

 

[KindaCool]

It has to be recognisable quickly, surely. I think it’ll be along the lines of the bipolar magazine cover

True.

Omg or an outtake from the Emancipation of Mimi photo shoot

 

[Lucille]

 

[HeLikedTurner]

It's horrific. I LOVE it!

 

[Lucille]

Wtf is she doing with her hair?!?

 

[KindaCool]

Yeah both the title and the cover are disappointing. But somehow it only makes it better.

I never liked that photo shoot very much

 

[VoR]

That waistline

 

[KindaCool]

Already the #1 Best Seller on Amazon biographies

 

[dUb]

Well it’s not exactly GOOD, but it’s fine. I’d have preferred it without the second Carey. I wonder if she’ll be doing signed copies

 

[Loufoque]

Sad yet predictable to see white cis-males making disparaging comments about an accomplished woman of colour

That implicit bias though

If the girls are not giving the cover and her entire oeuvre a 16/10, go to [insert name here] on your contacts, press delete

 

[Alla]

Who cares about the cover? This is going to be something else

 

[KindaCool]

Loutoque coming to the rescue for women of color on book covers.

 

[Loufoque]

Loutoque coming to the rescue for women of color on book covers.

I will weaponize whatever I can in defence of the Legendary Ms. Mariah Carey!

 

[KindaCool]

I will weaponize whatever I can in defence of the Legendary Ms. Mariah Carey!

We must never forget our duty.

 

[KindaCool]

I will weaponize whatever I can in defence of the Legendary Ms. Mariah Carey!

Wait. IS she a "Ms"? Wouldn't it be Miss? I never understand them.

 

[dUb]

Miss is a single woman. Ms is (a retro moment of gypsy) whatever.

 

[KindaCool]

Miss is a single woman. Ms is (a retro moment of gypsy) whatever.

Ah. A subtle, yet significant, distinction.

 

[dUb]

Well Ms just covers everything. So it’s the best choice for thrice engaged, twice married, currently dating a 9

 

[Jark]

Everything about it - the image, the clunky ass title, the composition - is just OFF. Not off to the best start Mariah hun.

 

[Sheena]

She looks like WENDY WILLIAMS

 

[dUb]

I’ve come to terms with it. Now let’s manifest at least one new song to accompany this key release

 

[Sheena]

I don’t do audiobooks but I feel I MIGHT for this. Are they generally ABRIDGED? Cause I don’t want to miss any JUICE

 

[Sheena]

And is Memoirs a new album? Hasn’t she already DONE THAT ONE BEFORE?

 

[jivafox]

She’s now a PERFECT ANGLE.

 

[dUb]

Bring on the interwoven special musical components
https://twitter.com/mariahtrends/status/1281231279867023360?s=21

 

[dUb]

And is Memoirs a new album? Hasn’t she already DONE THAT ONE BEFORE?

No sign of a new album just yet! And it’ll be the full text of the book, interwoven with special musical components of course

 

[Sheena]

No sign of a new album just yet! And it’ll be the full text of the book, interwoven with special musical components of course

Didn't the Tweet someone earlier write that? Hold on...

 

[Sheena]

Jacket & title reveal TODAY!

Please don’t be shit

OH I SEE, they mean the same DATE as Memoirs WAS released...sorry, I'm being dumb!

 

[dUb]

Clumsily written tweet - and completely fucking pointless information

 

[dUb]

Someone’s hoping for a cameo

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’m definitely listening to the audio book version of this

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

It looks great (with all things considered), I just wish the title didn’t cover most of the picture.

 

[dUb]

I suppose the press release would have mentioned actual new music if there was going to be any, but there is this at least:

As an additional commemorative moment for the recent 30th Anniversary of Carey’s debut album release and the beginning of her career, additional surprises and rarities are imminent in the coming months.

 

[SDF]

Oh god the title

anyway we know she is a bit wordy so I’m hoping this book is at least 2000 pages long x

 

[Whatevar]

I bet it’s going to be really boring diplomatic bullshit.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That's my worry as well, and I think you're right.

 

[Sheena]

I bet it’s going to be really boring diplomatic bullshit.

YUP