The Queen DEAD... Tired

[GNL]

Now trending on Twitter due to a screenshot from a Whatsapp convo with a dick-pic for a group picture:



Some well-timed promo for Netflix' new season of The Crown if true.

 

[Iguana]

She would definitely have the courtesy not to kick the royal bucket during an election campaign.

 

[lolly]

Not pleased that we're being denied a day of mourning on a Monday.

 

[jivafox]

She’s with the angles Peter Kay now

 

[GinAg (39)]

Twitter us full of his. Where did this shit start?

 

[Iguana]

I mean, it would be the ultimate distraction from Prince Andrew. Now that's dedication to the royal brand

 

[Iguana]

She would definitely have the courtesy not to kick the royal bucket during an election campaign.

What actually would happen if she died during an election campaign? I feel like they'd suspend electioneering, which is ridiculous really but would they?

 

[GinAg (39)]

The plan is for 10 days of mourning. Which would really bugger things up. I hope this isn't true as I hoped to find out by an exciting TV News Flash or at the very least a BBC notification, not through a copied WhatsApp chat on Twitter.

 

[GinAg (39)]

This isn't an election false flag. This is a Maltese false flag!

 

[Kate]

As if she dies before Phil.

 

[KindaCool]

Would the rest of the Commonwealth observe a day(s) of mourning? Or just the UK?

 

[SDF]

When the World implodes, the only thing left will be direct debit payments and Phil

 

[Dark Carnival]

Would the rest of the Commonwealth observe a day(s) of mourning? Or just the UK?

I don’t know but I reckon the French Empire should celebrate.

 

[octophone]

She’s with the angles Peter Kay now

Aye, it's Peter Kay all over again.

I still resent Kay not having kicked ye olde bucket because I wanted "garlic bread" to be the new slang for "dead".

 

[Lucille]

FFS. I would have loved a few days off work.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I hope she holds out until I'm working again. It would make NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER to my day to day life.

 

[Lucille]

Now trending on Twitter due to a screenshot from a Whatsapp convo with a dick-pic for a group picture:



Some well-timed promo for Netflix' new season of The Crown if true.

“Burnsy, Cheeks, Gibbo, Josh and Morty”

That WhatsApp group sounds like young conservative hell.

 

[lolly]

Are we still waiting for a 9.30 announcement?

Only I've got a meeting starting then I really don't want to attend and this may be my out.

 

[octophone]

“Burnsy, Cheeks, Gibbo, Josh and Morty”

That WhatsApp group sounds like young conservative hell.

I know, looks like a right bowl of cunt soup.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Cheeks is in fact Judy Cheeks.

 

[jivafox]

Looks like our 3pm on Christmas Day will be unaffected.

 

[Indie]

Surely nobody bought into this shit?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Surely nobody bought into this shit?

and yet here you are.

 

[Indie]

Just to mock.

 

[dmlaw]

Just because the whole story could not have been less plausible if Jill Tyrell had claimed to have closed all of the Queen's bank accounts, doesn't mean that the thread should be ignored. There MIGHT have been an announcement.

 

[Iguana]

They're going to have to bin the commemorative death coins aren't they

 

[octophone]

Let's face it, if she had died of a heart attack now, Andrew would have got the blame for stressing her out.

 

[GNL]

Surely nobody bought into this shit?

I just thought the prospect of the Queen's death being announced alongside a dick pic was worthy of a thread, okay?

 

[Iguana]

I'm not sure she's even tired, to be honest

 

[Phoenix]

Just because the whole story could not have been less plausible if Jill Tyrell had claimed to have closed all of the Queen's bank accounts, doesn't mean that the thread should be ignored. There MIGHT have been an announcement.

ah memories