The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[Suomi]

 

[jivafox]

Screaming at the picture too

 

[Iguana]

Screaming at the picture too

Wtf

 

[Devil]

FFS why doesn’t Hayu work in this bloody backwater

Me trying to find links using technology or whatnot is just going to be a shit storm

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Screaming at the picture too

Has Lydia had the photoshop out again?

 

[Suomi]

I am shaking you guys

 

[Music]

This has replenished my serotonin, so many iconic quotes

 

[straightorbroken]

That was just so good.

 

[KindaCool]

The choice of footage, the editing....masterpiece.

 

[Apoca]

It could only ever end with STOP THE FUCK or what they actually went with.

ART

 

[Alex]

Close to greatness

 

[Iguana]

Close to greatness
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CLASSY!

 

[Alex]

CLASSY!

I may treat myself to an ice cream with a baby UMBRELLLLA to celebrate

 

[Apoca]

I may treat myself to an ice cream with a baby UMBRELLLLA to celebrate

You'll find some frozen peas will DO.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Sally exposed as antivax MISINFORMATION spreader




"You actually have no education, you are a PLEB!"

 

[jivafox]

GINA VINDICATED!

 

[Apoca]

Well, she got CAUGHT OUT, DARL.

 

[Alex]

God I love her

 

[Apoca]

She's just CLASSY

 

[Music]

Here’s all of them. Janet literally couldn’t give two shits

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

SIMONE seems the most promising of the newbies. Jackie as IRRITATING as EVER!

 

[Apoca]

"MY FAVOURITE HOUSEWIFE IS JACKIE"

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

CHERRY who loves Sonja Morgan seems like she has potential too...but ALSO seems like she can't really be arsed with it all

And I know I'm a total broken record, but I do really miss the DEMONIC presence of our imbecile queen Lydiot

 

[Iguana]

The new ones seem good from that!

 

[Iguana]

Is the one who LEFT in that lot or is she not promoting either?

 

[Apoca]

Can you imagine this quick-fire round with Lydiot?

"What is your hidden talent?"
"SPOCKING!"

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

KYLA choosing ERIKA as her favourite Housewife

Does she have DARK ENERGY or am I projecting? Anjali has more than a WHIFF of TRY HARD!

 

[jivafox]

Is the one who LEFT in that lot or is she not promoting either?

She’s the second one.

Simone’s DEMENTED smile after answering each question… she’s going to do my head in

 

[Iguana]

She’s the second one.

Oh I quite liked her but immediately questioned how she would fit in with the other ladies

 

[Tisch]

 

[Lucille]

Janet is me conversing with anyone.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"MY FAVOURITE HOUSEWIFE IS JACKIE"

SURELY Luann is her spirit animal? What a nonsense of an answer.

 

[KindaCool]

The yoga instructor seems prissy af

 

[Phoenix]

These are all shit



I’m pretty sure some of these have been used before.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

These are all shit



I’m pretty sure some of these have been used before.

All the new housewives sound stolen. The diamonds one, Dorinda has definitely done.

 

[jivafox]

“I don’t like trouble

unless I’VE caused it!”

I don’t know a better woman.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The taglines are the very definition of:

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

 

[KindaCool]

Queen of playing victim