The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[KindaCool]

"Wog" is basically the equivalent of "Bogan", which Gina used to describe Jackie.

 

[Lucille]

The obvious highlight of that whole saga was Janet asking the SPIRITS if it was true!

 

[COB]

"Wog" is basically the equivalent of "Bogan", which Gina used to describe Jackie.

It's so weird because it appears to have a completely different usage in Australia/NZ, and gets used against different groups. Here in the UK it's a bit of an outdated term, but it was historically aimed at black people and was generally seen as similar to the N-word in strength

 

[Apoca]

In the STOP FUCKING HATE link Gina just sounds like she's just a bit DONE with being in the spotlight. She's in her fifties now, and must be pretty secure financially. Maybe she just CAN'T BE ARSED with it all any more

Her life ain't a House of cards about to TOPPLE.

 

[Lucille]

I think you’ll find it’s a DECK OF CARDS

 

[KindaCool]

It's so weird because it appears to have a completely different usage in Australia/NZ, and gets used against different groups. Here in the UK it's a bit of an outdated term, but it was historically aimed at black people and was generally seen as similar to the N-word in strength

Yes, I think you're referring to "G****wog", which my friend from Newcastle told me is totally unacceptable.

 

[Apoca]

I think you’ll find it’s a DECK OF CARDS

Kinda impressed with myself that I managed to fuck this up even AFTER double-checking the quote to make sure I got "topple" right.

 

[Apoca]

Looking back at it I NEVER SAID HOUSE OF CARDS.

Just like Gina never called Lydia or Andrea cunts.

 

[jivafox]

"You said my EYEBROWS were like MCDONALDS"

"OH YEAH MCDONALDS EYEBROWS!!"

 

[Will]

I can't believe I've never done a rewatch of Melbourne. Really must rectify that before season 5

 

[Iguana]

I can confirm that the whole of season 1 revolves around a throwaway remark about a ghost grandmother.

 

[Apoca]

It’s actually a sports documentary, thank you.

 

[Iguana]

It’s actually a sports documentary, thank you.

This is actually the next episode we are on, so I may change my mind about the central theme of the season but they're still banging on about grandma angel from episode 1 so I do not live in hope they will drop that ?

 

[Iguana]

Also watching season 1 of both New York and Melbourne in parallel, they have very similar storylines, including "playing tennis against your enemy" ?

 

[jivafox]

Grandma Demon is soon replaced with the slang word for external female genitalia, don’t worry x

 

[Tisch]

This is actually the next episode we are on, so I may change my mind about the central theme of the season but they're still banging on about grandma angel from episode 1 so I do not live in hope they will drop that ?

It's a demon actually. It's demonic.

 

[Apoca]

Grandma Demon is soon replaced with the slang word for external female genitalia, don’t worry x

Including cleaning and hygiene tips

 

[Iguana]

It's a demon actually. It's demonic.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I’m off to the peninsula for some tennis and vagina washing.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Lydia DEVASTATED! (and marking her tribute with a selection of low-res images )

 

[Lucille]

I know the Queen is technically the Head of State in Australia, but I didn't realise any Australians still OWNED IT!

 

[Apoca]

She was so hoping he'd make it to his One Hundred-Oneth birthday.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

"Your funny quips will be missed" RATHER ON BRAND for Lydia's unfortunate PROBLEMATIC elements of her persona

 

[jivafox]

"Your funny quips will be missed" RATHER ON BRAND for Lydia's unfortunate PROBLEMATIC elements of her persona

Now we know where she learned “CHOONG CHOONG” from

 

[KindaCool]

 

[Apoca]

Poor Lydiot, LET HER SPOCK! She's grieving

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The Aussie Housewives seem more bothered than the ENTIRE BRITISH PEOPLE!



He was such a CAD wasn't he!!

 

[Apoca]

!!!

 

[COB]

You fucking WHAT.

 

[COB]

The article isn't loading for me, does this mean she won't be in the next season? I'm holding out hope that she's quitting after it's done

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Phoenix]

How fitting for this to be my first post in this thread

 

[KindaCool]

Didn't we already know this? This was to be her last season. Or is she leaving that too?

Either way, Melbourne is not short on foul mouthed housewives, as a show and as a city.

 

[jivafox]

She’s leaving after Season 5.

 

[Iguana]

 

[COB]

Oh, well that's not AS bad. I wonder if they'll continue after she leaves?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, well that's not AS bad. I wonder if they'll continue after she leaves?

There is a daily fail article mentioning that the producer wants to draft in Sydney housewives

 

[jivafox]

Cancel it once Gina leaves.

 

[COB]

Does Tempest count as a Sydney Housewife

 

[KindaCool]

BRING. BACK. ANDREA.