The Real Housewives of Sydney

Now Liz Jones would make a perfect housewife!

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“Life isn’t ALL humiliating yourself in a national newspaper - but it should be!”
 
Second from left is Captain Eyebrows herself AKA Nicole, Krissy is second from the right :D
 
That’s right :D

I knew that SLUT Krissy Marsh was in there somewhere
 
I’m totally here for this :disco:

I could use a rough as arseholes series, and boy did these ladies bring it last time.
 
I never finished the first season. Still have 3 episodes but by god they were a racket. Every episode descended into a screeching match, it was draining.
 
I did see a story from the D**** M*** a few months ago saying that
one of the ladies leaves the show early, and there's also some drama about two of the women having obviously fake rented homes for filming :eyes:
It's not exactly screaming about anal sex in an art gallery, but I'll take it!
 
Does the fact that one of the new women is called Victoria make it less likely that we'll get Vile Victoria showing up as a friend, do we think? She feels like the most obvious choice from the previous cast as she was so close to Krissy, though I suppose I could see them chucking in Matty or Melissa 🪴 instead. Yes I'm clutching at straws, what of it :eyes:
 
COB said:
I did see a story from the D**** M*** a few months ago saying that
one of the ladies leaves the show early, and there's also some drama about two of the women having obviously fake rented homes for filming :eyes:
It's not exactly screaming about anal sex in an art gallery, but I'll take it!
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So basically what happened with Season 5 Melbourne! Flop!
 
Could any of these new moles be personal friends of LIZZIE BUTTROSE? I'm hoping against hope here!
 
Well episode 1 was not massively compelling but then always takes a little while to warm to a new cast (well almost)
Teasers of coming up look promising though.
Favourite line "I need a fucking flowchart" :D
 
Yep, this has confirmed that I definitely do not like watching Krissy Marsh when she isn’t being abused by Lisa Oldfield.
 
Watching now, what the hell is with all these terrible vocal songs as soundbeds? :D
 
Okay I’m enjoying this blonde lady who comes in hating Krissy because she called the Lizzie Cundy lookalike a pornstar :D
 
I actually did enjoy quite a few of these women on first impressions! I like how Krissy and Nicole are both exactly the same as before, right down to Krissy's constant sex references and flirting :D
 
Episode 2 mostly a but dull but FINALLY some petty bitchiness towards the end
 
I am really enjoying this season so far, though I do miss the chaos of Lisa Oldfield and Athena X.
 
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