UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[GinAg (39)]

Although it has to be assumed they have something over Dick, as she keeps allowing them to gey away with bullshit.

 

[Sheena]

DICK is ONE OF THEM, that's why!

She's called CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESSIDA FFS!

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[GNL]

Tories hit by another political scandal.



And maybe the press won't essentially DISMISS IT now they hate Boris.

 

[Madíson]

Chief Whip Mark Spencer tweeted yesterday to say that he was the whip in question and attacked Ghani’s claims. He then deleted the tweets 15 mins later.

 

[VoR]

Fabricant "It can't be racism! She doesn't even look that Muslim!"




God, things really must be desperate given how often they keep sending HIM out

 

[dmlaw]

Defending Islamophobia by being really Islamophobic seems an odd choice.

 

[lolly]

Fucking hell.

Still, I suppose nobody could accuse Fabricant of not clearly being a massive version of what he is.

 

[Funky]

Fucking hell this government!

 

[Lucille]

Why do they let him speak!!!

 

[D5K]

Why do they let him speak!!!

Presumably no-one else is willing to defend them on microphone.

 

[ButterTart]

Why do they let him speak!!!

I swear they only do it because of the damage he does to Johnson every time he opens his mouth.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Madíson]

Read the story though…

 

[octophone]

Out by Friday, dead by August.

 

[ButterTart]

Out by Friday, dead by August.

Well, that's my morning wood sorted

 

[lolly]

 

[Alex]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

 

[Penelope]

He's fucked.

 

[Madíson]

 

[ButterTart]

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

Another atrocity involving someone called Lulu.

 

[Kate]

Amazing.

 

[ButterTart]

I can't wait for volumes 1-40 of the Sue Gray report to be unleashed as soon as she finishes compiling all this evidence in March 2027.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What excuse will he use now, that it was a surpurise party?

 

[Kratz]

Sue Gray is SO getting on Dancing on Ice after this.

 

[big ron]

We really are heading for a Liz Truss world arent we

 

[GNL]

Another atrocity involving someone called Lulu.

Lol at the interior designer being at the centre of every one of these scandals somehow.

 

[jivafox]

Sue Gray tonight

 

[Kate]

What excuse will he use now, that it was a surpurise party?

No-one told him it was his birthday and he thought it was a work meeting.

 

[Christian]

Well that’s that on that then

 

[octophone]

Sue Gray is SO getting on Dancing on Ice after this.

The new Jackie Weaver.

 

[Funky]

No-one told him it was his birthday and he thought it was a work meeting.

It’s OK, he’s going to get Sue Gray to investigate whether or not it was his birthday, and if he was even there.

 

[GNL]

Poor Nads knows she's out of a job...

 

[RJN]

Poor Nads knows she's out of a job...

Not the point, but thats exactly what most work birthday parties are

 

[ManicKangaroo]

It is when you're supposed to be running the country during a pandemic ya daft bint

 

[win_the_game]

Poor Nads knows she's out of a job...

Another of the BIG HITTERS sent out to defend No. 10 then.

 

[Funky]

Where’s Rees Mogg to tell us that Birthday Parties are confusing and we plebs shouldn’t trouble ourselves with things that don’t concern us

 

[Tisch]

 

[ButterTart]

What excuse will he use now, that it was a surpurise party?

He thought they were all huddling around the candles for warmth.