UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Kratz]

Gone by the end of the day? Government is literally collapsing around him now

 

[GNL]

I hope he clings on. It will be hilarious.

 

[GinAg (39)]

15 have now resigned in 24 hours.

 

[win_the_game]

Some of the cabinet must be wondering why they were so quick to say they were staying on a sinking ship last night.

 

[bypass]

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[GinAg (39)]

PMQs has started.

 

[Madíson]

16:

 

[Loufoque]

I hope a coked-off-his-tits Michael Gove wins the leadership contest. I want someone thoroughly detestable at the wheel.

 

[Funky]

We are fully living in a sitcom at this point

I would have absolutely assume that that was from a sitcom. Jesus.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Omg Starmer just said ARSE.

 

[win_the_game]

Kier quoting the victim statement word for word shut them up pretty quickly.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope a coked-off-his-tits Michael Gove wins the leadership contest. I want someone thoroughly detestable at the wheel.

They're all thoroughly detestable. When Jeremy Hunt is the acceptable face of your party, you're in pretty deep.

 

[VoR]

Kier is on fire today

 

[GNL]

Kier is on fire today

"A z-list cast of nodding dogs" summed them up quite nicely...

 

[GinAg (39)]

Boris is a stumbling mess.

 

[GinAg (39)]

"A z-list cast of nodding dogs" summed them up quite nicely...

I liked "The charge of the light-weight brigade"

 

[big ron]

Boris can't even seem to get his usual bullshit out. He sounds like he's about to start crying.

 

[GNL]

Ian Blackford up on his feet.

HERE WE! HERE WE! HERE WE FUCKING GO!

 

[Soldi]

Boris can't even seem to get his usual bullshit out. He sounds like he's about to start crying.

What I’d give to see that happen!

 

[win_the_game]

He’s a terrible orator at the best of times. Even worse when he’s on the ropes.

“Eh tax cuts, and eh Ukraine, eh and eh tax cuts, helping working people Mr Speaker”.

 

[big ron]

I've just been out of the room for five minutes and when I came back in Boris is saying exactly the same fucking line!

 

[PercyPig]

What I’d give to see that happen!

That would put his approval rating with the thickos to over 80%

“Don’t make him cry. He’s had COVID FOR GODSAKE!”

Bitch who hasn’t.

 

[VoR]

 

[GNL]

Sajid Javid doing his leadership pitch I see.

 

[win_the_game]

This Javid statement seems to be about salvaging his own reputation.

 

[ButterTart]

Look at the number of people viewing this thread
The death of the Tories really is event television.

 

[win_the_game]

FINISH HIM!!

 

[Beverley]

This Javid statement seems to be about salvaging his own reputation.

IKR. Boring AF

GET GONE SIS!

 

[Soldi]

NO ONE CARES LOVE

 

[PercyPig]

This is like when school used to bring in someone “inspirational” into assembly and you’d just sit there bored as fuck thinking about the D you seen in PE the day before.

 

[GNL]

Not a great orator, is he? Probably should have kept his head down.

 

[PercyPig]

Boris’ swift exit though

 

[GinAg (39)]

BYE BORIS!

BYYYYYEEEEEE!

 

[Funky]

I hardly recognise anyone on that front bench.

The look on their mugs today. Not a happy cabinet today despite the promotions. Nadine however acting like nothings happened.

 

[VoR]

BYE BORIS!

 

[GinAg (39)]

15 have now resigned in 24 hours.

18 now.

 

[Funky]

The sheer arrogance and entitlement of Boris throwing out his slogans and so invited like it’s a normal day at the office, in the face of such a level of opposition, disdain and rejection.

 

[win_the_game]

Housing Minister gone now.

 

[VoR]

Another one likely to lose his seat next time