UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[GinAg (39)]

A SHITTING ROOM?

 

[ButterTart]

A SHITTING ROOM?

I read it as that too.

 

[Lucille]

I mean he's a cunt and 58 grand on furniture is laughing in our faces (but then what part of this government of HIGHWAYMEN isn't actively doing this EVERY DAY), but I think I'd rather LIVE ON THE STREETS than in a flat decorated by Theresa May.

It did look HORRID.

 

[Peekaboo]

Are those HYDRANGEAS?

 

[Funky]

It’s huge!

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“the flat”

that’s a fucking castle!

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

Tank-topped bumboys!!!

 

[jivafox]

Drinking PILS?!

Talk about OUT OF TOUCH!

 

[GNL]

This is some of the other work of the interior designer Carrie got in, but I don't think we've actually seen the flat.

 

[Beverley]

He's such a shit writer. It's all pomp and showmanship

 

[Beverley]

Also, those pictures look like an Orientalist nightmare

 

[Indie]

Although the Electoral Commission

Toothless cunts will do literally nothing.

 

[Peekaboo]

They look like MAGIC EYE IMAGES. The HORROR!

 

[GinAg (39)]

He's such a shit writer. It's all pomp and showmanship

Yup, absolute garbage.

 

[jivafox]

 

[ButterTart]

Ah yes, the tank-topped bumboys quote. Add that to his bigoted comments on Muslims, black people, single mothers and the working class, and you really get a flavour of that man-of-the-people vibe which won him a crushing majority.

I hope his shit flat catches fire.

 

[ButterTart]

This is some of the other work of the interior designer Carrie got in, but I don't think we've actually seen the flat.

Apparently the feel they were going for is Refreshers, Starburst, and that episode of Pokemon that made all those Japanese kids have seizures.

 

[Kate]

I'd take Theresa and her leather trews style over THAT any day.

 

[Kate]

 

[Lucille]

Also no one expects him to live in a skip, that’s why he’s given 30k EVERY YEAR, to maintain the flat.

 

[octophone]

That's wonderful.

 

[Lucille]

How have pictures of it not LEAKED yet, there must be a tradesman with photos.

 

[Kate]

Someone sneak a spy camera onto Larry's collar.

 

[GinAg (39)]

He's rattled!

 

[ButterTart]

The swivel-eyed shitcunts are out in force on Twitter, posting evidence of labour MPs expenses as if it’s some massive gotcha moment, before being shown that those expenses are, in fact, almost entirely spent on staff.

 

[ButterTart]

He's rattled!

He delivered a shit Brexit deal that’s turned entire industries against him.

The NHS rolled out the vaccine, while Johnson fannied about, undermined his messaging and straight up killed people.

He has two accomplishments to his name and even then he can’t take any credit for them

 

[GinAg (39)]

Credit to Starmer just sitting there smirking, while Boris loses his mind.

I mean, you WOULD.

 

[Lucille]

Daddy Keir just LIVING for the moment!

 

[ButterTart]

Starmer going full Edina with his 'multiple choice' comment. Mint.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Funky]

I can’t believe he just brought up the Super League as a reason he’s glad he delivered Brexit. What the ACTUAL fuck. He’s a walking soundbite. Even when defending himself against factual and proven misdemeanours he can’t help but play the populist card.

“I might have committed a few crimes but at least I single handedly saved football”

 

[ButterTart]

I can’t believe he just brought up the Super League as a reason he’s glad he delivered Brexit. What the ACTUAL fuck. He’s a walking soundbite. Even when defending himself against factual and proven misdemeanours he can’t help but play the populist card.

“I might have committed a few crimes but at least I single handedly saved football”

It speaks for what a fucking calamity Brexit has been that the only good thing he can think to say has absolutely fuck all to do with Brexit.

 

[Indie]

And yet half the audience will believe anything he says as long as he says it enough times. Fucking post-truth bollocks.

 

[Beverley]

'Major Sleaze', I like that

 

[GinAg (39)]

Carrie Antoinette is trending.

I'm dead.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Martine Croxall just lost her shit at Jonathan Bartley (Green Party) on the news about this. It was quite something. I don't think anyone won.

 

[GNL]

Martine Croxall just lost her shit at Jonathan Bartley (Green Party) on the news about this. It was quite something. I don't think anyone won.

She responded to Alistair Campbell bringing corruption the other day with a pretty indignant 'does anybody care?' the other day.

She seems a bit unprofessional.

 

[Lucille]

I love all dogs but Dilyn (WTF is that spelling?) is plainly evil.

 

[Lucille]

DILYN sounds like what the girls from my school name their sons.

 

[Soldi]

I love all dogs but Dilyn (WTF is that spelling?) is plainly evil.

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@The Sexual Goose DEAD?!