What WEDNESDAY is it?

Lucille

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Morning, I think my friend is trying to cancel our plans today, however out of 5 messages not one has made a LICK OF SENSE. I'm presuming she's been up doing coke all night as that's the only time she messages me at 8am.
 

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Didn't you all know that porridge is the breakfast of Kings? Especially with prunes.
 

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Urgh my work laptop insisted on doing an update yesterday and now I can't access the main system I need for work :):)
 

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can I have a new helpdesk person please, this one is doing fuck all
 

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Fucking toaster broke. Fused the whole kitchen yesterday. That's £30 I couldn't be arsed to spend, but will hopefully show up on the Moopy Amazon funds.
 

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oooh he’s finally come onto TeamViewer. Now gone quiet again
 

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I'm quite GLUM on this tuesday-adjacent wednesday. told my straight best friend we can't move in together as planned in 3 weeks because I have feelings for him and it'll be too difficult. so it's all a bit MESSY!

living up to my REPUTATION.mp3 as a messy queen!
 

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Oh I’ve been rerouted. With low priority. Even after I told him I can’t fucking work. :manson: WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE
 

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I'm quite GLUM on this tuesday-adjacent wednesday. told my straight best friend we can't move in together as planned in 3 weeks because I have feelings for him and it'll be too difficult. so it's all a bit MESSY!

living up to my REPUTATION.mp3 as a messy queen!

That is hard but imagine how horrible it would be if you lived together and had to see him bring home girls!
 

Jark

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That is hard but imagine how horrible it would be if you lived together and had to see him bring home girls!
well quite!

I mean he's not much of a lethario and he's basically just desperate to get the first girlfriend who'll have him, but it was likely to happen at some point!
 
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I've done SO MUCH HOUSEWORK, been out for a walk and now I'm about to cook.

I'm a fucking PERFECT HOUSE HUSBAND.
 

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OK I can't stand it any longer, what does "fuck my drag" or "fuck X's drag" mean PLEASE
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