You wanted a new girlband? Here's CUTEBAD from the House Of XENOMANIA

[Christian]

Out today!

This is really quite good even if they're not exactly serving VOX.

Terrible name though.

 

[Devil]

Quite different. I don’t know if I like it. There’s not exactly much they are bringing to it. But actually this is decent.

I’m very confused.

 

[KindaCool]

I like this song and I'm here for this group.

 

[KindaCool]

Just off the lewks my fave is the Asian posh

 

[SystemAddict]

What a fabulous mess. They look like the Pussycat Dolls if Tina Barrett played all five members.

 

[OutSynk]

Maybe add XENOMANIA to the title so this would get some TRACTION. Anyways, it's hot.

 

[OutSynk]

Oh and also

 

[Tisch]

"Kolly" is an ingredient of Sunday dinner, not a name of a girl group member.

 

[OutSynk]

Where is @dUb so we can migrate this to Pop Toilet already.

 

[SystemAddict]

CuteSad

 

[SystemAddict]

Anyway, now that there’s four (still) atrociously dressed members, might I suggest that a cover of much-ignored Fenix’s Swagga would make a super second single.

 

[Kratz]

Did she leave to join VENUS?

If they want a replacement, the former members of unperfect have time on their hands.

 

[GNL]

QuiteBad to be losing members on your first single.

 

[Christian]

This is great news, Kolly was dead weight and couldn't dance and was just horrible and it's great that's she's gone no really it is.

Fingers crossed ACTUAL Tina Barrett pops into the audition and sweeps into the now vacant 5th position and show them how it's really done

 

[Christian]

The song is still really good by the way.

 

[Diddy]

Poor Kolly, we barely knew didn’t know ye

 

[Christian]

I can't even tell from the tweet which one she was

 

[Devil]

I actually thought Dub had taken over Christian‘s profile for a minute

 

[dUb]

CUTEBAD vs VENUS Twitter followers battle

CUTEBAD - 66
VENUS - 83

 

[COB]

That's not in thousands?

 

[Kratz]

CUTEBAD vs VENUS Twitter followers battle

CUTEBAD - 66
VENUS - 83

I mean, when you factor in their mums and dad, siblings and their nannas, they’re can’t be that many genuine followers.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[OutSynk]

I have no idea which one is Natalie btw

 

[win_the_game]

Why does one of them appear to be working as medieval barmaid?

 

[OutSynk]

#rap #dj

 

[Kratz]

They need name badges

 

[Kratz]

Why does one of them appear to be working as medieval barmaid?

Or Vikki Michelle in Allo Allo

 

[GNL]

I'm guessing Natalie is the one in the middle who looks like she's on work experience.

 

[Kratz]

I'm guessing Natalie is the one in the middle who looks like she's on work experience.

Now I look at the photo more closely, it’s plainly obvious Natalie is in the middle - couldn’t they have got her into some form of costume, like the others, before that photo? She looks like she just got off a short haul flight.

 

[Kratz]

And let’s hear it for this one who looks like she knows her way around an adult chatline.

 

[KindaCool]

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And let’s hear it for this one who looks like she knows her way around an adult chatline.

 

[Christian]

I didn't realise this lot were a Xenomania act. That explains everything (including their commercial prospects)

Anyway, the new one looks amazing. This is like when the Spice Girls left that Michelle for dead at an M25 service station and got Emma "Grange Hill" Bunton on board instead. Their time is coming!

 

[OutSynk]

I didn't realise this lot were a Xenomania act.

Maybe add XENOMANIA to the title so this would get some TRACTION.

 

[Christian]

We now have mixes of this HOT TAMALE which I can confirm sounded amazing whilst I was stuck in the Catford Gyratory System yesterday afternoon.

Also, they're all in wonderful Dolby Atmos so you can really give your earholes a TREAT

 

[Christian]

Sorry @OutSynk, sometimes it's not possible to catch every post in this lightning fast moving thread!

 

[Christian]

@Moderator, please could you add "from the House Of XENOMANIA" to the thread title. Thank you

 

[Alias #23]

This is great news, Kolly was dead weight and couldn't dance and was just horrible

 

[Alias #23]

What is it with these Xenomania girl bands of more recent times having utterly atrocious names which will appeal to absolutely nobody? What next? FOULSLAGS? MOARSHITTE?

 

[COB]

They should have replaced Kolly with a COLLIE

Naturals when it comes to choreography as you can see here

 

[Alias #23]

Just use MINI VIVA again. Everyone’s forgotten and nobody will notice