Your Top 20 Britney Spears songs (#freeBritney remix)

Good Godney, so many max tracks (let's not forget that the term max track was originally coined in reference to the amazing songs Max Martin made for Brit)
  1. Born To Make You Happy
  2. I'm a Slave 4 U
  3. Gimme More
  4. Everytime
  5. Breathe On Me
  6. (You Drive Me) Crazy (The Stop! Remix)
  7. Stronger
  8. ... Baby, One More Time
  9. Work Bitch
  10. Sometimes
  11. Lucky
  12. Overprotected
  13. Criminal
  14. Piece of Me
  15. Before The Goodbye
  16. Boys (The Co-Ed Remix)
  17. Liar
  18. Tom's Diner
  19. What U See (Is What You Get)
  20. Cinderella
 
I would typically avoid putting ... Baby, One More Time in such a list, because you know she's the straight choice, but I played it just now, and over twenty years later... wig. Sometimes I don't know how we communicated the level of baldness Britney inflicted on young queens in 1999.
 
How is it that Gimme More still makes my buss twitch like a young twink after 15 years? The fact that it literally inspired Mariah to give us Migrate and Marge to give us... whatever Hard Candy was says everything you need to know about its impact. Legends inspiring legends.
 
Toxic has never been that girl for me. But I appreciate her for what she is, and what she did.
 
I have to say, I was one of those queens who used to say that Christina would have more longevity. Little did I know that twenty years later, Britney would be re-inventing the legal system, while X-Tina would be... still doing ballads for Disney.
 
01. Born to Make You Happy
02. Overprotected
03. Everytime
04. Break the Ice
05. Stronger
06. Sometimes
07. Don’t Let Me Be the Last to Know
08. Radar
09. (You Drive Me) Crazy
10. Oops I Did It Again
11. Make Me Ooh
12. Someday (You Will Understand)
13. My Prerogative
14. Hit Me Baby One More Time
15. Let Me Be :disco:
16. Get Naked
17. Slumber Party
18. Bombastic Love
19. Toy Soldier
20. Lonely
 
Oh I even forgot Toxic. It’s perfect of course but have suffered from overexposure.

Britney simply has too many masterpieces to put in a top 20.
 
01 Toxic
02 Stronger
03 Born To Make You Happy
04 I’m A Slave 4 U
05 Gimme More
06 Overprotected
07 Breathe On Me
08 (You Drive Me) Crazy [The Stop Remix]
09 ...Baby One More Time
10 Everytime
11 Boys (The Co-Ed Remix)
12 Womanizer
13 Circus
14 Work Bitch
15 Piece Of Me
16 Touch Of My Hand
17 Till The World Ends
18 Oops!...I Did It Again
19 Do Somethin’
20 Passenger
 
OMG, trust Muscle Daddy RaspberrySwirl to remind me of those fun now anthems I accidentally blacked out on: Break The Ice, Get Naked and Toy Soldier. Someone pass the G.

Actually a quick look at that list makes me so wanna go back to the twink pop years of that fantastic third album.

BRB I’m going to lip sync to Bombastic Love (so fantastic) in the shower.
 
Actually a quick look at that list makes me so wanna go back to the twink pop years of that fantastic third album.

BRB I’m going to lip sync to Bombastic Love (so fantastic) in the shower.
That's what's so iconic about Brit's back cat. You can go on a date with a twink who just wants to cuddle and hold hands at 5pm, and end up at a slamming session at 1am, and all it took was 5 albums. Multi-faceted queen.
 
Ooh I’ll have to give this some thought. My top five is pretty consistent though.
 
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Ooh I’ll have to give this some thought. My top five is pretty consistent though.

Same to all of this. She has so many good songs, its hard to make a list like this
 
  1. Gimme More
  2. Baby One More Time
  3. Break The Ice
  4. Toxic
  5. (You Drive Me) Crazy
  6. Born to Make You Happy
  7. 3
  8. Toy Soldier
  9. Stronger
  10. If I'm Dancing
  11. Work Bitch
  12. Oops! I Did It Again
  13. Get Naked
  14. Piece Of Me
  15. I Wanna Go
  16. I'm A Salve 4 U
  17. Till The World Ends
  18. Change Your Mine (No Seas Cortes)
  19. Do You Wanna Com Over
  20. Just Love Me
 
The audacity of including 3 in your Top 10. I mean, I loved in a certain contexts (fucked up in Soho in '09) but #7! The rest of the oeuvre is not having it.
 
My most played as I don't have the energy to rearrange

  1. Toxic
  2. Gimme More
  3. Till the World Ends
  4. Stronger
  5. Overprotected
  6. Baby One More Time
  7. Heaven on Earth
  8. Work Bitch
  9. Alien
  10. Born To Make You Happy
  11. Hold It Against Me
  12. I'm a Slave 4 U
  13. Oops I Did It Again
  14. Piece of Me
  15. Man on the Moon
  16. Lucky
  17. Womanizer
  18. He About To Lose
  19. Break the Ice
  20. Everytime (Hi Bias Remix)
 
I think Stronger or Born are my top Britney moments based on opinion rather than hard stanning or drunken whims.
 
1. Oops!... I Did It Again
2. I'm A Slave 4 U
3. Born To Make You Happy
4. Piece of Me
5. ...Baby One More Time
6. Till The World Ends
7. Toxic
8. Work Bitch
9. Gimme More
10. Get Naked (I Got A Plan)
11. Lucky
12. Amnesia
13. Lucky
14. How I Roll
15. Hold It Against Me
16. Unusual You
17. Outrageous
18. Before The Goodbye
19. Anticipating
20. Heaven On Earth
21. Hot As Ice
22. 3
23. Ooh Ooh Baby
24. I Wanna Go
25. Shattered Glass
26. Slumber Party
27. Man On The Moon
28. And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL)
29. Early Morning
30. Trouble for Me

I must have forgotten so much, even with this list of 30
 
The problem is when you fall down a stan hole and declare Outrageous part of your Britney Top 5 just because you lose all sense of relativity.
 
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I think Stronger or Born are my top Britney moments based on opinion rather than hard stanning or drunken whims.

I can't believe Born was never released in the US. It should be a classic
 
Gimme More is obviously a direct path to heart disease, but my no.2? I THINK NOT!
 
Gimme More is amazing but Piece of Me (and Get Naked) is the top tier from Blackout

Blackout is one of my favorite albums ever
 
Lest we forget the Chris Cox Megamix, and especially that segue between Overprotected and Toxic.
 
So glad Moopy finally appreciating Megamixes as works of art in their own right.
 
3 is fun but is also weirdly sexless for a song about threesomes
 
Some of the hidden gems I have re-discovered today include Femme Fatale's Gasoline and Blackout's Perfect Lover.
 
3 is a song for the comedown from tina pre-party, when you have no soul nor energy left but your inner demons still want you to look for sex and you keep scrolling past profiles on grindr until you fall asleep.
 
I can't believe Born was never released in the US. It should be a classic
Born was just an ordinary sounding piece of basic pop that just works in all the ways those descriptions suggest it shouldn't.
 
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