Your Top 20 Britney Spears songs (#freeBritney remix)

True Fact: I once did a 00’s top 100 songs and Born This Way came on top.

(Well, technically speaking it’s a 90’s song, but it kickstarted the millennium)

EDIT: OMG I of course mean Born to Make You Happy and nothing else!!!
The power of Born This Way. Coming top of countdowns a decade before it was even released.
 
3 is a song for the comedown from tina pre-party, when you have no soul nor energy left but your inner demons still want you to look for sex and you keep scrolling past profiles on grindr until you fall asleep.
Gimme More and Mannequin do that whole zombie sex vibe much better.
 
1. Before The Goodbye
2. Stronger
3. I'm A Slave 4 U
4. Oops...I Did It Again
5. I Wanna Go
6. Work Bitch
7. Breathe On Me
8. Scream And Shout
9. Piece Of Me
10.Radar
11.Toy Soldier
12. I Got That Boom Boom
13. Born To Make You Happy
14. Every Time
15. Break The Ice
16. Criminal
17. Circus
18. Womanizer
19. Til The World Ends
20. Heaven On Earth
 
IMAGINE being one of those queens that doesn't put Before The Goodbye in their chart, though
 
Lately, I've been favouring her LESS known songs, as in album bonus tracks or the ones released in those random EPs she threw out during her wilderness years.
I'm sorry my Top 20 is so Blackout heavy, but that has been my pop Bible for a decade now and the nerve we never got to have a sequel is unforgivable.

1. I'm a slave 4 u
2. Overprotected
3. (You drive me) Crazy [Stop Remix]
4. Gimme more
5. Do somethin'
6. Piece of me
7. Toy soldier
8. Hot as ice
9. Break the ice
10. Before the goodbye
11. Get back
12. Get naked (I've got a plan)
13. I've just begun (having my fun)
14. Over to you now
15. Till the world ends
16. Up'n'down
17. Quicksand (uncredited appearance by Miss Germanotta)
18. What u see (is what u get)
19. Cinderella
20. Born to make you happy
21. Gasoline
22. Breathe on me
23. Mood ring
24. I Wanna go
25. Coupure électrique

In hindsight, a lot of single choices were quite shit (Radar, I love rock and roll, Overprotected Remix, Don't let me be...), it was all about the deep album cuts for me! I recall buying her earlier albums and thinking "whew, they could really squeeze about 8 singles from this hot shit".
 
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I'll do a top 30 as well because that's how many 11/10 moments there are...

1. Toxic
2. ...Baby One More Time
3. Breathe on Me
4. Work Bitch!
5. Break the Ice
6. Everytime
7. I'm a Slave 4 U
8. Till the World Ends
9. Circus
10. Touch of My Hand
11. Stronger
12. Gimme More
13. Oops!... I Did it Again
14. Womanizer
15. 3
16. Me Against the Music
17. Get Back
18. I Wanna Go
19. If I'm Dancing
20. Get Naked (I Got a Plan)
21. Don't Let Me be the Last to Know
22. Cinderella
23. My Prerogative
24. Early Mornin' (Jason Nevins Remix)
25. Mannequin
26. And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix)
27. Criminal
28. Radar
29. How I Roll
30. Overprotected
 
Pipo said:
17. Quicksand (uncredited appearance by Miss Germanotta)
Can you imagine if Gags had become Britney's full-time ghost writer for Circus and beyond? We would have got so many great bops, beautiful bops.
 
Can you imagine if Gags had become Britney's full-time ghost writer for Circus and beyond? We would have got so many great bops, beautiful bops.

what a fantasy.

The fact it's just a bonus track on a DIGITAL edition of Circus (US territories only) speaks volumes and obvious backpedaling, did her team panic it would cause gay comas everywhere?
 
It's a miracle that the entire gay community did not die of severe anal fissuring in between the Blackout and Born This Way eras.
 

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