Presenting your CUNTS and QOLS of 2018

1 Donald Trump 139
2 Jacob Rees Mogg 125
3 Piers Morgan 69
4 Boris Johnson 63
5 Conservative Party 61
6 Tommy Robinson 61
7 Elon Musk 43
8 Arlene Foster 42
9 Kanye West 38
10 Theresa May 35

11 Roxanne Pallett 31
12 Roseanne Barr 30
13 Graham Lineham 23
14 Steve Bannon 19
15 Nicki Minaj 18
16 Phillip Green 18
17 Coleen Nolan 17
18 Morrissey 15
19 Cardi B 12
20 Melania Trump 11

21 Michael Gove 10
21 Tekashi 6ix9ine 10
23 Sarah Huckabee Sanders 9
24 Jess Glynne 8
25 Alexander Rybak 7
25 Richard Branson 7
27 Jim Davidson 3
28 AJ Prichard 0
28 Emmanuel Macron 0
28 Seann Walsh 0
 
I liked Frankie Boyle's comment about that painting - it looks like Lincoln's told a joke and Trump doesn't understand it...
 
That's arguably THE strongest CUNTS list we've ever had. Such POTENT cuntiness all distilled into one list.

So naturally we're gonna need some serious QUEENS OF LIFE to offset it.
 
#23 Monet X Change (4 pts)

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While not my favorite Queen from S10, she's incredibly likeable and adds so much charisma to anything she's involved in. The faux split, genuflection and the sponge antics are all the more fun.
 
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Kate said:
Calling Daniel Craig “emasculated” for carrying his child was a lowlight, amongst the Trump arse-licking.
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My fav was the calling Corbyn a misogynist for allegedly saying “stupid woman” followed by a bunch of his own not so old tweets calling other people “stupid woman” being dug out.
 
#19 Gareth Southgate (17 pts)

#18 Kathy Griffin (18 pts)

#17 Kacey Musgraves (19 pts)
 
Just to add I think Gareth Southgate was a great male addition to the QOLs.
 
#10 ABBA (37 pts)

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I'm not sure ANY other musical act in history could've generated the same media buzz ABBA did when they announced new music FORTY YEARS LATER. But when they did, everyone had to shut the fuck up and take notice. Even if you hate them you still can't wait to hear what they've got.
 
Just for clarity:

11 Courtney Act 36
12 June Whitfield 33
13 Jackie Fast 30
13 Faye Tozer 30
15 Samantha Fox 27
15 Sara Aalto 27
17 Natalia Pliacam 24
18 Naomi Osaka 21
19 Kacey Musgraves 19
20 Kathy Griffin 18

21 Gareth Southgate 17
22 Christine and the Queens 16
22 Eleni Foureira 16
24 SOPHIE 14
25 Charli XCX 10
25 Kathleen Zellner 10
25 Michelle Wolf 10
28 Monét X Change 4
 
KindaCool said:
The list you gave me was out of order. I had to rearrange them and group the one with the identical scores together. Unless the list had errors in it.
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Yes, I've just noticed this, however see my last post for clarity on how joint positions work.
 
#9 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (37 pts)

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I think if there ever was a spokesperson for "her heart is in the right place" it's this woman. She started out a bit rough, but she's shown immense persistence in going up against some of the most stubborn and backwards assholes America has to offer.
 
#8 Carly Rae Jepsen (44 pts)

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A solid staple in Moopy, Carly Rae is everything the gays love in a pop star. She's glossy, sparkly, festive, emotive, endearing and with a growing catalogue that NEVER fails to make us queen out :disco: #Raecist.
 
#7 Kim Woodburn (48 pts)

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As IF this QoL was simply going to drop off the Top 10. There are just TOO MANY essential moments to quote here. I'll leave it up to Moopy to post their favorite Queen Kim moment.
 
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#6 Jameela Jamil (51 pts)

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The Good Place is fascinating must-watch TV and Jamila is EASILY the best thing on it. I'm not sure she had done all that much before it (wasn't she on a music show or something?), so it made it all the more fun watching a new face rise.
 
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