I celebrated it today by not dying of poison gas
Morning.
It's my fannyversary today. 2 years. Yay me.
Do you still have to use that wand thing or is it all stable now?
Morning.
It's my fannyversary today. 2 years. Yay me.
In a haiku...
Round trip to Brighton
Back within a week or so
Now I have a minge
This is a pretty personal question but I am not one that is backwards in coming forwards. What is sex like with said vagina @octophone?
Were you a gay man before? I have to say I can't really remember...
I never identified as a gay man because I never identified as a man.
I was/am borderline asexual but this was down to physical disgust rather than being an actual acer. When I did experience attraction there was no pattern of type, gender, anything: my two big crushes were Ed O'Brien from Radiohead and Sara Pascoe. Make of that what you will.
Sorry. I didn't think about that one.
Now I DO like Sara Pascoe. I'm not sure I'd slap my chipolata up her, though.
I don't want to appear crude but I'd go down on her like a thirsty spaniel.
Also I think Mrs. Indie punched me in my sleep, because my nose bled quite a lot.
Catching up with last nights The Voice.
When did Will.I.Am get so FINE.
Why?Worst holiday I've ever been on. I wouldn't go back if someone else was paying.
Hope you have fun
Moopy help. Have any of you been to the Canary islands? They have never appealed to me but I'm going away with friends the end of Feb and this is where we've ended up on.
Any recommendations on which island is nicest?
Ok this sounds scary...Surely not worse than MALTA?
ACHTUNG @Alla
¿Cuál es la isla canaria la plus bonita (), cariño?
I've personally always been scared of going there because of the GIANT KILLER FROGS and also they have rats the size of SHETLAND PONIES
I've just seen your FB reply! I have read Fuerteventura is the windiest which has put me off.Oh I just posted on your fb, but we went Futerventura last Mid March. The weather was a real let down for me because it was just so windy it made it feel really cold. We only managed to get into the pool once in the week as it was so cold. The beach was empty because the winds were blowing the sand everywhere. Even just walking along the coast was hard with the wind blowing you the other way! I think that island is one of the worst though for wind.
Why?
It's all a lie, Rachey. The rats have never been implicated in an unprovoked attack on a human and the frogs are more like the size of German Shepherds. Or was it the other way around?Ok this sounds scary...
Ok this sounds scary...
I've just seen your FB reply! I have read Fuerteventura is the windiest which has put me off.