Poor dead Sunday

Congratulations and conflapulations

I celebrated it today by not dying of poison gas
 
I visited another volcano, this one I went right to the RIM of. I couldn’t look into the hole itself though, there were too many emissions.
 
octophone said:
Morning.

It's my fannyversary today. 2 years. Yay me.
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Do you still have to use that wand thing or is it all stable now?

Sorry to be so gynaecological on the Lord’s day but I just can’t stop myself
 
It's SUNDAY
I say YAY
Just a little bit
A time to SPECULATE
And PREVARICATE
About the state of Octy's CLIT

Fin.
 
In a haiku...

Round trip to Brighton
Back within a week or so
Now I have a minge
 
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This is a pretty personal question but I am not one that is backwards in coming forwards. What is sex like with said vagina @octophone?
 
Rita said:
This is a pretty personal question but I am not one that is backwards in coming forwards. What is sex like with said vagina @octophone?
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Dunno. Not had any since. And, oddly, feel no need.

There was a point where I thought I'd better get a shag in because, well, rude not to in a way but I'm over that now. It wasn't why I had it done and I haven't met anyone I'd want inside me in the interim anyway.
 
Were you a gay man before? I have to say I can't really remember...
 
Sheena said:
Were you a gay man before? I have to say I can't really remember...
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I never identified as a gay man because I never identified as a man. I was/am borderline asexual but this was down to physical disgust rather than being an actual acer. When I did experience attraction there was no pattern of type, gender, anything: my two big crushes were Ed O'Brien from Radiohead and Sara Pascoe. Make of that what you will.
 
octophone said:
I never identified as a gay man because I never identified as a man.
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Sorry. I didn't think about that one.

I was/am borderline asexual but this was down to physical disgust rather than being an actual acer. When I did experience attraction there was no pattern of type, gender, anything: my two big crushes were Ed O'Brien from Radiohead and Sara Pascoe. Make of that what you will.
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Now I DO like Sara Pascoe. I'm not sure I'd slap my chipolata up her, though.
 
Catching up with last nights The Voice.

When did Will.I.Am get so FINE. :horny:
 
Well I'm hungover today

Also I think Mrs. Indie punched me in my sleep, because my nose bled quite a lot.
 
Indie said:
Also I think Mrs. Indie punched me in my sleep, because my nose bled quite a lot.
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The question is, was she asleep as well and, if not, what do you do to earn a sock on the hooter?
 
I was probably snoring. Drinking related.

She won't admit to the punch, but it's highly likely. My face was covered in blood and I've had to wash the sheets twice.
 
Moopy help. Have any of you been to the Canary islands? They have never appealed to me but I'm going away with friends the end of Feb and this is where we've ended up on.

Any recommendations on which island is nicest?
 
Worst holiday I've ever been on. I wouldn't go back if someone else was paying.

Hope you have fun :)
 
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:D Surely not worse than MALTA?

ACHTUNG @Alla

¿Cuál es la isla canaria la plus bonita (:tongueout:), cariño?

I've personally always been scared of going there because of the GIANT KILLER FROGS and also they have rats the size of SHETLAND PONIES :shock:
 
Terrifying wildlife and certain death aside, I’ve never fancied it because I bet it’s full of vile, noisy Brits chomping on jumbo sausage, barking orders for FISH Y CHIPS and sicking it all up on the plate but do correct me if I’m wrong
 
Rachey said:
Moopy help. Have any of you been to the Canary islands? They have never appealed to me but I'm going away with friends the end of Feb and this is where we've ended up on.

Any recommendations on which island is nicest?
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Oh I just posted on your fb, but we went Futerventura last Mid March. The weather was a real let down for me because it was just so windy it made it feel really cold. We only managed to get into the pool once in the week as it was so cold. The beach was empty because the winds were blowing the sand everywhere. Even just walking along the coast was hard with the wind blowing you the other way! I think that island is one of the worst though for wind.
 
Zu-Klara said:
:D Surely not worse than MALTA?

ACHTUNG @Alla

¿Cuál es la isla canaria la plus bonita (:tongueout:), cariño?

I've personally always been scared of going there because of the GIANT KILLER FROGS and also they have rats the size of SHETLAND PONIES :shock:
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Ok this sounds scary...
 
Made the mistake of watching I, Daniel Blake after my dinner. Now my eyes are all red and there's a pile of snotty tissues in the bin.

I also think the dog might have had double painkillers as well as double breakfast because he's just lying around the place, monged off his tits.
 
Star said:
Oh I just posted on your fb, but we went Futerventura last Mid March. The weather was a real let down for me because it was just so windy it made it feel really cold. We only managed to get into the pool once in the week as it was so cold. The beach was empty because the winds were blowing the sand everywhere. Even just walking along the coast was hard with the wind blowing you the other way! I think that island is one of the worst though for wind.
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I've just seen your FB reply! I have read Fuerteventura is the windiest which has put me off.
 
Rachey said:
Why?
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What Zu said, essentially.

I guess if all you want is short haul guaranteed heat at that time of year and don't mind lying on a beach or by the pool all day, fair enough. But it had little else to recommend it.
 
Rachey said:
I've just seen your FB reply! I have read Fuerteventura is the windiest which has put me off.
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It was a shame as it was our first trip overseas with baby Kylie, and now probably our last overseas trip for sometime! We just wanted some sunshine which we didn't get.
 
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