Corporate Cock Tuesday

[big ron]

Morning, got my interview for the job that isn't really a job today, so I'm treating it more like a client meeting.

 

[big ron]

We've also decided 100% that we are out of this shithole next year. Cold, wet and right wing.

 

[Sheena]

Morning

I’m slightly hungover in a Bristol hotel room and to be frank, debating whether to go home and spend the day relaxing in the flat or whether to go and get some cock somewhere.

HAPPY TUESDAY LOVES

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Have a PAMPER day SHEE - nice healthy breakfast, get a good work-out, go for a little walk / stroll, maybe get a SPA treatment (SPUNK optional) - that sort of THING..

 

[Cerro de Casa]

ANYWAY - I'm at work so catch up with "y'all" later ...

And yes I'm planning on scoring a double No. 1 this year on the POSTERS OF THE WEEK chart a la MADAME X back in '87. Or '00.

 

[Indie]

We've also decided 100% that we are out of this shithole next year. Cold, wet and right wing.

And that's just the northwest.

 

[Indie]

My legs are so tired after 175 miles of cycling over the last 3 days. Not sure I can move ever again.

 

[Sheena]

Have a PAMPER day SHEE - nice healthy breakfast, get a good work-out, go for a little walk / stroll, maybe get a SPA treatment (SPUNK optional) - that sort of THING..

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

 

[big ron]

And that's just the northwest.

I'll have you know Manchester voted remain, but yes, its cold and wet.

 

[big ron]

I really really really don't want to put the heating on in FUCKING JUNE.

 

[big ron]

It best sort this shit out for Glastonbury or I am going to cry.

 

[Beverley]

Just to let everyone know that I spoke to Jaetike (is that her username? I forget) and she's fine.

 

[big ron]

Not in a forced straight camp then?

 

[Beverley]

APPARENTLY NOT!

 

[Indie]

Is she on Love Island?

 

[Kate]

Just to let everyone know that I spoke to Jaetike (is that her username? I forget) and she's fine.

Where's she been?

 

[Rita]

Just to let everyone know that I spoke to Jaetike (is that her username? I forget) and she's fine.

That’s good news. I love myself a bit of Jaetike.

 

[lolly]

Morning

I’m slightly hungover in a Bristol hotel room and to be frank, debating whether to go home and spend the day relaxing in the flat or whether to go and get some cock somewhere.

HAPPY TUESDAY LOVES

Which hotel? And what did you decide?

 

[Sheena]

Which hotel? And what did you decide?

Just the Ibis in Millennium square.

I am currently sat at a services on the A40 near Oxford, so you decide Filton Church was rotten though- old men a go go...

 

[lolly]

How disappointing! If only these places let you order in advance.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Just the Ibis in Millennium square.

I am currently sat at a services on the A40 near Oxford, so you decide Filton Church was rotten though- old men a go go...

Oh my..

 

[Diddy]

Finally got off skype with my parents. The last 15 minutes was my mother asking Alexa to make different kinds of farts.

 

[Sheena]

How disappointing! If only these places let you order in advance.

Well QUITE. Not that I’m one of these queens who get annoyed with old men- we’ll ALL be there soon enough- but just not my thing.

Unlike the quite DELIGHTFUL selection of gentlefriends I’ve “assisted” on the aforementioned A40...

 

[GinAg (39)]

Well. What a day.

 

[Beverley]

Where's she been?

She's been busy with her final year of uni. And, of course, with eating out the female cast of Love Island and the girls on her conversion camp

 

[octophone]

Thanks for the NOF daily thread title, you fuckshitwankcuntarses.

 

[Rita]

Thanks for the NOF daily thread title, you fuckshitwankcuntarses.

Does it simply not allow you to post in the thread or does it flag up that you have been looking at innapropriate material at work?

 

[octophone]

Because the thread title comes up in the address bar, it could trigger. I mean "cock" isn't that bad and could crop up in innocent contexts but I'm not taking the risk.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Evening. I got offered a contract for an international school in Milan. Thrilled but trying not to be out of fear that something will go wrong.

 

[big ron]

Because the thread title comes up in the address bar, it could trigger. I mean "cock" isn't that bad and could crop up in innocent contexts but I'm not taking the risk.

I did consider it, but I didnt think cock would be too troublesome for you.

 

[big ron]

Ha. I could have probably worded that better

 

[SDF]

How did the job interview go @big ron

 

[big ron]

How did the job interview go @big ron

It went fine but I have no desire to commute into town or sit in an office all day. Just getting there and back and spending an hour there made me realise I like sitting in my little office looking out the window