Eurovision Rewatch: 1995 Dublin (20:00 BST, 22/04)

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG a UK TWELVE FOR ISRAEL!

 

[ButterTart]

there is a RUMOUR that Dreamin’ was sent to ensure that they didn’t!

The My Lovely Horse episode of Father Ted did have a bit of a documentary feel about it.

 

[lolly]

I didn’t realise there was such a thing as a Radio Two parting.

 

[Soldi]

Hang on they gave us 12

 

[Lucille]

France 1 point

 

[Madíson]

Twelve for the UK from France. I don't think that has EVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

Live Report got it in 1989. That’s how bad 1989 is.

 

[Madíson]

ISRAEL

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Raining on Me]

I hope Wogan DIES WHILE DEAD

*grabs knife*

I'm sick of this, this country, Wogan, Brexit, it's ALL THE SAME (it really is)

 

[GinAg (39)]

12 Denmark
10 Croatia
08 Norway
07 UK
06 Israel
05 France
04 Cyprus
03 Spain
02 Turkey
01 Sweden

missed UK. Anyone counting?

 

[Soldi]

 

[lolly]

looks a BIT SUSPECT, eh Terry?

 

[Penelope]

The Norwegian SINGERS

 

[Madíson]

Je ne reconnais pas le Royaume Uni!

*la Roumanie

 

[COB]

Israel really doing worse than I expected! I'm surprised.

 

[ButterTart]

"Here are the votes from God TV."

 

[Dark Carnival]

Israel really doing worse than I expected! I'm surprised.

i fully expected them to finish in the top 5!

 

[dmlaw]

missed UK. Anyone counting?

I'll do it sometime tomorrow if no one else bothers, but I won't be tonight.

 

[Penelope]

NOSTALGIJA IN FIRST

 

[win_the_game]

Cyprus would be semi-hot with out the curtains/bob-cut

 

[Lucille]

Probably would this Cypriot university lecturer tbh.

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh no I've just realized the German paranormal experience is on NOTHING Poor dear, I knew she wasn't into it

 

[lolly]

Mr Cyprus clearly a Plain Jane Superbrain. Whip off those specs and his shirt, and we'll all be dribbling.

 

[Penelope]

Oh this Swede would get it till kingdom come.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HELLO BJORN!!

 

[COB]

Phwoar!

 

[Madíson]

Oh this Swede would get it till kingdom come.

He’s from Malmö though.

 

[ButterTart]

What business has Billy from Power Rangers reading out Sweden's points?

 

[Lucille]

Come through FALOOLA SHERRY and your MISERY FEST.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Which MelFest was he in??

 

[dmlaw]

It hurts that she just gave the name of the Croatian song as being in the lead. THAT'S OFFICIAL NOW. NO TAKEBACKS.

 

[win_the_game]

Mr Sweden is proper geek-chic.

 

[Lucille]

Oh this Swede would get it till kingdom come.

WOOF.

 

[Penelope]

He’s from Malmö though.

So is Suomi.

 

[Lucille]

OMG the way he pronounces France has just ruined my knickers.

 

[lolly]

Come through FALOOLA SHERRY and your MISERY FEST.

*HONK*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nothing from Sweden to Norway?

 

[ButterTart]

Quite big tits on the Little Mermaid.

 

[COB]

Barry Norman preparing to SUE this man.

 

[Madíson]

The Swedish spokesman is now a “certified ScrumMaster”.

EDIT: Probably someone else