Eurovision Rewatch: 1995 Dublin (20:00 BST, 22/04)

[Soldi]

They’re in GOOD FORM

 

[Lucille]

The Swedish spokesman is now a “certified ScrumMaster”.

Wtf is THAT?

 

[ButterTart]

I've never seen anyone rocking 'mother of the bride' as casually as this Slovenian woman.

 

[COB]

Smashing earrings in Ljubljana

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm DELIGHTED Spain are doing well because that didn't seem like a given.

 

[dmlaw]

Two points combined for Norway from Sweden and Denmark. Sometimes it's all political in a very different way, eh, Terry.

 

[Penelope]

Smashing earrings in Ljubljana

Note to self: really MUST say SMASHING more

 

[Suomi]

Terry Wogan is treating the UK scores like the UK is his gay child and he’s still very proud of it no matter what

 

[Penelope]

God actually Terry Wogan's commentary makes just as much sense if you imagine it's Donald Trump speaking

 

[Suomi]

So is Suomi.

I’m from Åmål

 

[Lucille]

Note to self: really MUST say SMASHING more

Yea it’s really quite a jolly word when used outside the context of arse holes.

 

[lolly]

Terry Wogan is treating the UK scores like the UK is his gay child and he’s still very proud of it no matter what

Despite saying we would either WIN or BE LAST with NO MIDDLE GROUND, and that's pretty much exactly where we are

Stupid fat dead cunt

 

[Suomi]

Has the sound gone for anyone else or am I having a stroke

 

[Madíson]

25 points in it. Can Spain win?

 

[Madíson]

Has the sound gone for anyone else or am I having a stroke

Can you taste toast?

 

[Soldi]

Has the sound gone for anyone else or am I having a stroke

Stroke luv

 

[Raining on Me]

Yay for the German ghost

 

[COB]

Wasn't it the Suncrest Hotel in 97 as well?

 

[Madíson]

Urgh. @Malta

 

[Dark Carnival]

Malta saving Germany

 

[Penelope]

at that ECSTASY from the crowd at that German 1!

 

[ButterTart]

Has the sound gone for anyone else or am I having a stroke

Both, I think.

 

[GinAg (39)]

LIVE FROM A HOTEL

 

[lolly]

Thinking of going to Malta later this year

Anyone know the name of a decent hotel?

 

[dmlaw]

Spain 'came up on the rails with castanets clacking', apparently. Fucking hell.

 

[Penelope]

I think I'm having a stroke too

 

[Madíson]

Oh. I’ve had a stroke too. Suomi must have been running fast.

Cheat.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's stopped!

 

[Lucille]

Omg I’m having a stroke.

 

[Suomi]

My sound has actually gone though

 

[lolly]

Sound gone for me now.

If only it had been for the first few songs

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sound gone

 

[ButterTart]

Has the sound gone for anyone else or am I having a stroke

Now it's gone for me and since I can't read I have NO IDEA what these colours and shapes I'm watching even mean. Who won? Is it this lady in purple holding an oblong?

 

[dmlaw]

Strokes all round. Dark Carnival just perked up.

 

[Dark Carnival]

How anticlimactic!

 

[Lucille]

We better get sound back for the REPRISE

 

[Penelope]

Wait am I having a stroke or has the sound just gone?

 

[Madíson]

We won’t get to hear the singers in the reprise.

 

[Suomi]

Quick everyone out - if you die here you have to relive Eurovision 1995 for eternity

 

[COB]

Oh this is much more fun now