Eurovision Rewatch: 1995 Dublin (20:00 BST, 22/04)

[Lucille]

We won’t get to hear the singers in the reprise.

WHAT.

 

[GinAg (39)]

That feels like a very small win in terms of total points.

 

[Lucille]

OMG the sound never comes back!

 

[Madíson]

WHAT.

Sorry, I meant singer.

 

[Suomi]

We better get sound back for the REPRISE

I’ll sing it for you to jog your memory

LA LA
LA LA
NOCTURNE

mwahhh
MWaahhhhh
Screechhhh
Screeechhhh x20

IN FING A DWA
LA LA
NOCTURNE

 

[Penelope]

I'm going to bed. GLORIA ISRAEL & CROATIA & SUOMI

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh well

 

[Penelope]

I’ll sing it for you to jog your memory

LA LA
LA LA
NOCTURNE

mwahhh
MWaahhhhh
Screechhhh
Screeechhhh x20

IN FING A DWA
LA LA
NOCTURNE

You forgot HABA HABA
HUJAZA KIBABA

 

[Lucille]

Go to 30:30 for your reprise

 

[dmlaw]

Quick everyone out - if you die here you have to relive Eurovision 1995 for eternity

Are you saying that if you die in Eurovision 1995 then you also die in reality? I was assuming that I'd wake up in my bed and think it was all a dream.

 

[Suomi]

Okay, so A Song For Europe 1997 starting at 10:55?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yeah I'm working tomorrow! So off to bed too!

 

[COB]

Balloons now I suppose

 

[COB]

This actually feels like an anticlimax

 

[Lucille]

Okay, so A Song For Europe 1997 starting at 10:55?

I’d rather 11 SHARP!

 

[Soldi]

Ooh it did go, or we might all be having strokes

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm playing it again anyway

 

[lolly]

Yeah I'm working tomorrow! So off to bed too!

Yeah, get your first win and fuck off!

 

[Penelope]

Oh NOCTURNE
Vill VoRKA
MED MIG

 

[Madíson]

Here’s the reprise:

 

[Lucille]

What was the weird instrument in this???

 

[Penelope]

I do think Suomi should probably still be executed for only giving Amen a 1 if that stroke doesn't finish him off

 

[dmlaw]

Now we'll never know what just playing a violin is in English.

 

[Penelope]

What was the weird instrument in this???

The kvinnaböske.

 

[Madíson]

Okay. Here’s the real reprise:

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know if @dmlaw managed to come up with anything better, but boob rate wise, it's:
Saxophone woman
Greek woman
Israeli woman with teeth that made it look like she was smuggling the wailing wall under his top lip
Israeli backing singers
UK woman, I suppose.

 

[Penelope]

Okay. Here’s the real reprise:

Don't spoil 1993

 

[lolly]

On the plus side, imagine how much fun we're going to have learning to wank again!

 

[dmlaw]

I don't know if @dmlaw managed to come up with anything better, but boob rate wise, it's:
Saxophone woman
Greek woman
Israeli woman with teeth that made it look like she was smuggling the wailing wall under his top lip
Israeli backing singers
UK woman, I suppose.

France all the way for me.

 

[Lucille]

The kvinnaböske.

TWAT!

 

[Penelope]

 

[Raining on Me]

Norway were deserved winners. Israel's effort was too contrived

 

[lolly]

Right, is 11pm too soon for ASFE? Perhaps 11.15pm would be better...

 

[Madíson]

Don't spoil 1993

This is the age of TikTok. No one watches three minute videos these days.

 

[Soldi]

Crikey @Dark Carnival really has been in a bad mood tonight Poor thing

 

[Raining on Me]

My only takeaway from this thread is that game Penelope/Buttertart were gassing on about, I NEED IT NOW

 

[dmlaw]

Right, is 11pm too soon for ASFE? Perhaps 11.15pm would be better...

Eleven's fine. How long does it take to get another drink?

 

[Madíson]

Let’s rewatch the 2001 General Election coverage instead.

 

[Lucille]

Crikey @Dark Carnival really has been in a bad mood tonight Poor thing

Im fedexing my hole over to the miserable cow!

 

[Zu]

Can we also pencil in a TEST CARD REWATCH PLEASE