KYLIE REWATCH PARTY #2: Showgirl (2005) - Friday 1st May (22:00 BST)

[Iguana]

SO MUCH more classy

 

[GNL]

The costumes are an improvement already

 

[COB]

God she looks like a PRIZE WINNING PONY

Princess Anne could never!

 

[Penelope]

It's JUST LIKE THOSE PRIDES WE WON'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE THIS SUMMER!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hello left hand side backing dancer

 

[Iguana]

It's JUST LIKE THOSE PRIDES WE WON'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE THIS SUMMER!!!

She was just SO GOOD at Brighton Pride last year *sobs uncontrollably*

 

[GinAg (39)]

She was just SO GOOD at Brighton Pride last year *sobs uncontrollably*

Oh I know. WHAT A SETLIST

 

[GNL]

Wasn't Geri going to do a RIVAL SHOWGIRL tour of, presumably, heaven nightclub and provincial mens toilets? Oh to have seen that.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Everything is bigger, shinier, better, lovlier, sexier than 2002.

 

[Penelope]

She was just SO GOOD at Brighton Pride last year *sobs uncontrollably*

After seeing the SIZE OF THE CROWD trudging up I ducked out to do karaoke at Lucky Voice, where I got yelled at by some harridan in our group for INSISTING on a banger instead of Westlife which she demanded

SHOULD'VE JUST GONE TO KYLIE INSTEAD REALLY

 

[GinAg (39)]

After seeing the SIZE OF THE CROWD trudging up I ducked out to do karaoke at Lucky Voice, where I got yelled at by some harridan in our group for INSISTING on a banger instead of Westlife which she demanded

SHOULD'VE JUST GONE TO KYLIE INSTEAD REALLY

YOU DID WHAT?

 

[Penelope]

Everything is bigger, shinier, better, lovlier, sexier than 2002.

The POWER OF LIVE 8!

 

[COB]

Wasn't Geri going to do a RIVAL SHOWGIRL tour of, presumably, heaven nightclub and provincial mens toilets? Oh to have seen that.

The Ultimate Showgirl Returns!! What a CHEEK

 

[GinAg (39)]

But the crowd at Pride was terrible. Gays drinking in the sun all day were FERAL!

 

[lolly]

Everything is bigger, shinier, better, lovlier, sexier than 2002.

Well, except the tumour.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Wasn't Geri going to do a RIVAL SHOWGIRL tour of, presumably, heaven nightclub and provincial mens toilets? Oh to have seen that.

WHAT?!

 

[Penelope]

YOU DID WHAT?

I was DRUNK AND TIRED AND COULDN'T BE MINCED WITH THE CROWD

It ENDED IN A LUKE-WARM THREESOME ALRIGHT

 

[COB]

After seeing the SIZE OF THE CROWD trudging up I ducked out to do karaoke at Lucky Voice, where I got yelled at by some harridan in our group for INSISTING on a banger instead of Westlife which she demanded

SHOULD'VE JUST GONE TO KYLIE INSTEAD REALLY

Just tag @Rachey next time!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Well, except the tumour.

I cried at my desk at work when I found out.

 

[Penelope]

But the crowd at Pride was terrible. Gays drinking in the sun all day were FERAL!

EXACTLY!

 

[lolly]

I was in Brighton (well, Shoreham) and didn't bother with Kylie either.

 

[Christian]

Glenn from A list combo POP! giving it his ALL

Remember THEM?

 

[Iguana]

After seeing the SIZE OF THE CROWD trudging up I ducked out to do karaoke at Lucky Voice, where I got yelled at by some harridan in our group for INSISTING on a banger instead of Westlife which she demanded

SHOULD'VE JUST GONE TO KYLIE INSTEAD REALLY

Oh LOVE, you did miss a treat. It was such a Kylie summer, with Glastonbury, Pride, the greatest hits DISC...

 

[GinAg (39)]

EXACTLY!

The crosses we have to bare for Kylie

 

[Penelope]

I was in Brighton (well, Shoreham)

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh LOVE, you did miss a treat. It was such a Kylie summer, with Glastonbury, Pride, the greatest hits DISC...

It was very much the same set but FUN FOR GAYS.

 

[lolly]

Glenn from A list combo POP! giving it his ALL

Remember THEM?

He cropped up in one of the Great British Song Contest threads last week.

 

[Penelope]

Oh LOVE, you did miss a treat. It was such a Kylie summer, with Glastonbury, Pride, the greatest hits DISC...

From TWO MILES BACK IN AMIDST A LOAD OF RABID QUEENS?

At least I got a NICE TRAIN BACK AFTER

 

[Penelope]

CAN'T STOP GIVING YOU UP

*Kylie lives out fantasy of being 17 foot tall*

 

[GinAg (39)]

I was in Brighton (well, Shoreham) and didn't bother with Kylie either.

I stayed in Hove, almost Portslade and still saw her.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Anyway this concert has been EVERYTHING SO FAR.

DOUZE.

 

[Christian]

He cropped up in one of the Great British Song Contest threads last week.

Talant will always out

 

[Iguana]

From TWO MILES BACK IN AMIDST A LOAD OF RABID QUEENS?

At least I got a NICE TRAIN BACK AFTER

My parents live a 20 min walk from Preston Park so admittedly I hate it rather easy. I wouldn't go near the trains

 

[lolly]

I love Hove. Much nicer than Brighton in terms of if I was going to LIVE there.

 

[Penelope]

I really did LOVE Brighton Pride though. Shame there's no chance in hell they'll be allowed to do it this year, I was thinking of doing the whole GO DOWN AND AIRBNB A FLAT WITH A FRIEND WHO MIGHT LET YOU HAVE A GO experience

 

[GinAg (39)]

I love Hove. Much nicer than Brighton in terms of if I was going to LIVE there.

My last place was in Hove. I could have certainly stayed there.

 

[Christian]

The train back to London post Pride is one of the world's TRUE HORRORS

 

[Penelope]

Oh Hove's just LOVELY

 

[Penelope]

OMG is she doing THA'NEROTAS?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh Kylie you GODDESS.

 

[COB]

I love this version of OANLT!