1) Denali - Even more S2 Tati energy getting gooped at the audition, but I'm glad it didn't turn into her Blac Chyna moment. I love her runways, and her talking heads, she's a lot better when she isn't plucked, and I'm glad to see her Top 3 again (before she presumably fucks Snatch Game)
2) Rosé - The winner is Rosééééééééé! I was CONVINCED they were going to Jan her, especially after the runway. It's weird, sometimes it looked like a Marigold, but in different lighting it was pretty orange. The Mask thing didn't QUITE come off, I think a bolder green might have sit it all off. But even though I sense evil (she was just about keeping a lid on it), she's one of my favourites, and her friendship with Denali really IS something great to watch.
3) Elliott - I'm surprised to say #3 but I think she's the one being slept on a bit, her runways have been solid, and even though I'm not that interested in dancing, she really IS a wonderful mover. She just got saddled with a bit of a shitty role this time.
4) Olivia - Still very lovely, but that Rusical was not it. Did they bring the costumes or have them provided, because that sweaty grey top was dreadful, it didn't even make sense... A white one would have not had that trouble, and presumably it was to fit the Facebook palette of Blue & White?! I'm sure she will rise in my ranking again.
5) Symone - Yeah, rough week, a bit troubling that she can bomb that badly when her confidence has been pretty bulletproof until now. I like her runways, but aren't they getting a bit samey now? Pull it together, I was rooting for you!
6) Utica - What a ridiculously difficult part, and they didn't acknowledge at all that she got through it pretty perfectly. The runway this time was different, but not in a particularly exciting way. She's still really nice etc. but I think she needs to come up with another WOW moment.
7) Gottmik - Well this is a HIGH 7, I did enjoy her a lot this week, the Russian thing was great, and she's a lot more likable when she's away from the Mean Girls. I need an emancipation, STAT. The Crash Test Dummy was strong, it's a shame Denali did that in the Bag Ball...
8) Kandy - She did the worst she's done this week, even though I didn't hate the runway. But weirdly I liked her more than usual, I can see she's passionate, and when she's not just talking about how she's going to thlay this competition (honestly how many times has she said the word competition?), she's alright. I'm starting to think she's not stealing airtime, she's just being given it all.
9) Tina - What IS it that you do, successfully? Quickly. Well it wasn't Rusicals, apparently. Competently done, but not interesting at all. Gagged that the ONLY time she didn't do the Red, Orange, Yellow vile palette, and it's not the little black dress runway, but the yellow runway?
How many sets of 'comedy' breasts does she have? Moopy's coming for Sister Sister seemingly only having shitty things to say about other queens, I feel like that for Tina