Wednesday DIES on a treadmill

[Soldi]

MORNING

Pondering whether or not I can be arsed to go to the gym.

 

[Alex]

MORNING

Pondering whether or not I can be arsed to go to the gym.

DO IT! i went first thing Monday for first time in an age and felt so much better for it...until yesterday when it hit me HARD

 

[octophone]

I'm a bit washed out this morning. Was up a wee bit too late watching the Floyd verdict come in. Still half-day today. Yaar.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MORNING

Pondering whether or not I can be arsed to go to the gym.

Oh please! You get to go to the gym! Gyms have been closed for over 6 months here. Get your arse over there before I come and take your place

 

[Soldi]

Oh please! You get to go to the gym! Gyms have been closed for over 6 months here. Get your arse over there before I come and take your place

To be fair I’ve really not missed it! I’ve fallen in love with my home workouts, but I’ve got gym membership until October so I may as well use it.

 

[Lucille]

Never set foot in a gym!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

To be fair I’ve really not missed it! I’ve fallen in love with my home workouts, but I’ve got gym membership until October so I may as well use it.

I’m completely useless at home

 

[big ron]

I have to walk across town to pick up a CAMPING TOILET so thats my glamorous exercise for the day

 

[Soldi]

I’m completely useless at home

You need a house wife x

 

[Jark]

Never set foot in a gym!!!

can't decide if this is an instruction or a confession but hard like either way.

just GET A YOGA MAT bitches. that's how I'm getting fit. summer bod 2025 INCOMING.

 

[octophone]

I have to walk across town to pick up a CAMPING TOILET so thats my glamorous exercise for the day

At least you'll be sorted if you need a shit on the way home.

 

[big ron]

Ha.

 

[big ron]

Might crack it open on the tram

 

[Lucille]

So I only JUST got called about the job I was meant to discuss on Friday. It's a recruiter, who I usually LOATHE, but she's actually come to me with an incredible job with a BIG NAME company.

 

[Soldi]

I know you’re all on TENTERHOOKS but I can now exclusively reveal that I have dragged myself to the gym.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I know you’re all on TENTERHOOKS but I can now exclusively reveal that I have dragged myself to the gym.

GOOD

 

[GNL]

I know you’re all on TENTERHOOKS but I can now exclusively reveal that I have dragged myself to the gym.

After your GAY GUIDE told you not to?!

 

[ButterTart]

Today during my meeting I heard a Frenchman say ‘I’d best crack on with it’ and it was somehow the coolest thing I’ve heard in ages. Even with our own provincial slang, the French have found a way to be better at it than us.

 

[Rita]

So I only JUST got called about the job I was meant to discuss on Friday. It's a recruiter, who I usually LOATHE, but she's actually come to me with an incredible job with a BIG NAME company.

Things are looking up beautiful!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m listening to violent techno again which means:

• Winter depression is over
• I’m ready for summer
• I’m mentally ready to do lots of drugs

 

[Rita]

I’m listening to violent techno again which means:

• Winter depression is over
• I’m ready for summer
• I’m mentally ready to do lots of drugs

But are you ANGRY?

 

[Dark Carnival]

But are you ANGRY?

Not at all Reet!

Well, actually, my technician annoyed me a little bit this morning by clearly not wanting to do the things I asked her to do. But that was QUICKLY solved by threatening glare

 

[Rita]

Not at all Reet!

Wonders will never cease.

 

[big ron]

I’m listening to violent techno again which means:

• Winter depression is over
• I’m ready for summer
• I’m mentally ready to do lots of drugs

I am very much ready for a disgusting sweaty dark room with aggressive repetitive noises.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ButterTart]

I am very much ready for a disgusting sweaty dark room with aggressive repetitive noises.

I’m compiling my trampy trance 2 playlist while I’m at work in my conservatory, so I feel like I’m living your dream.

 

[big ron]

I’m compiling my trampy trance 2 playlist while I’m at work in my conservatory, so I feel like I’m living your dream.

Do some ket and yes, you're living my dream.

 

[ButterTart]

Do some ket and yes, you're living my dream.

I’m getting through Purple Calpol at the rate of about two bottles an hour, will that do?

 

[Phoenix]

We got snow. It’s April 21 and there’s snow outside. I’m about to lose my mind.

 

[Funky]

Treadmill what is that?

ugh I hate being FAT

 

[jivafox]

I recently bought an AB WHEEL. Hernia here we come

 

[big ron]

I’m getting through Purple Calpol at the rate of about two bottles an hour, will that do?

Only if you boof it.

 

[Rita]

I have a treadmill but have never used it. I have just been out for a run and my playlist rocked up with JX - Nothing I Won’t Do, followed by Madonna - Get Together, Sugababes - Easy then Steps - To the Beat of My Heart. Sun is splitting the trees, WHAT A DAY.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

I have a treadmill but have never used it. I have just been out for a run and my playlist rocked up with JX - Nothing I Won’t Do, followed by Madonna - Get Together, Sugababes - Easy then Steps - To the Beat of My Heart. Sun is splitting the trees, WHAT A DAY.

Would you ever sell it?

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

I always think a treadmill would be great for horrible wet or dark evenings. But then I barely use my indoor bike nowadays.

Treadmills are a bit more fun though.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

I've been given another two weeks off.

*dies of boredom*

 

[Soldi]

I have two weeks left at uni

 

[GinAg (39)]

Gonna do some gardening this afternoon.

 

[Alex]

I recently bought an AB WHEEL. Hernia here we come

Oh i got quite into that on lockdown 1, however this also coincided with increase in wine intake so made zero difference Now I remember i’ve got it about once a fortnight

 

[Dark Carnival]

I have two weeks left at uni

You’re graduating?