Georgia 2021: Tornike Kipiani - You

[dUb]

Oh Tornike not blandy



Hopefully he starts screaming just after that bit

 

[ButterTart]

He really has been a massive disappointment these last two years.

 

[VoR]

I genuinly think his entry last year would have done really well - it was probably inevitable that he wouldn't be able to replicate it though.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Wasn't his entry last year an unexpected FAN FAVE? I can't remember much about it.

Anyway this is a big load of nothing, and Estonia are arguably doing something similar but better (if they sort out the performance).

 

[VoR]

The song last year was insane and I kinda loved it (in small doses)

 

[dUb]

I liked it a LOT

 

[GinAg (39)]

I liked last year's entry.

 

[Lucille]

God we’re really sifting through the DREGS waiting for Latvia aren’t we.

 

[D5K]

He looks as bored singing it as I feel listening to it.

I really liked his entry last year so this is such a shame.

 

[Эулия]

I believe he is evil. It's always very easy to be distracted by a beard but this is yet another instance where you'd shave it off and all you'd find underneath is sick and nasty

 

[Эулия]

Of course this assessment is not informed by personal experience. I certainly never went on holiday with anyone sick, nasty and beardy only to scream OMG WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF CHUCKY IN YOUR PASSPORT at the airport

 

[Jacques]

I came to LOVE "Take Me As I Am" and would now put it in my top 10 of 2020. The new one sounds very underwhelming in comparison from that clip.

 

[ButterTart]

Beyond atrocious. If I’d wanted to listen to a low effort void of pointlessness I’d listen to Voices.

 

[dUb]

Oh I quite like that

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh I quite like that

Literally on my way to say it was terrible but I'm sure @dUb will be all over it.

:emoji_toilet:

 

[VoR]

Oh that's quite sweet really. Probably too low-key to do anything though.

 

[dUb]

A lovely little song, with a great climax. It'll be a welcome respite from the deluge of cheap wannabe bangers 2021 is overloaded with.

 

[dUb]

Literally on my way to say it was terrible but I'm sure @dUb will be all over it.

:emoji_toilet:

 

[Эулия]

I really quite like it as well, even if he does look the type to hide your keys in the oven. Hope it qualifies over Moldova

 

[Эулия]

I think it's distinctively different - and nice - enough to stand out actually. Of course I have no form on these matters - VERONA GONNA WIN!!!! etc. - but there you have it

 

[Эулия]

Beyond atrocious. If I’d wanted to listen to a low effort void of pointlessness I’d listen to Voices.

HEARTLESS SAVAGE

 

[Эулия]

Contrary to expectations, this might end up in my Top 10. I'll have to boot out some flannel and rot like Svetlana off Moldova or that Roxanne one to make room

 

[ButterTart]

I’m a touch baffled by these responses, I won’t lie. I thought the song was a joke at first - it doesn’t even sound like he’s singing in time during the first verse.

 

[Эулия]

Looks quite handsome here, even if he has just piddled himself

 

[Lucille]

What an ODD LITTLE DITTY!

Who on earth thought this would be EUROVISION APPROPRIATE?

 

[dmlaw]

It's not bad at all, but it's severely damaged by the way that his vocal delivery reminds me of nothing more than a man who has just suffered a sharp bang to the head.

 

[dUb]

There is some DISPUTE over whether this is an accurate translation of Tornike's recent Facebook post but:

 

[dUb]

Big *me defending my ASFM entry* energy

 

[Эулия]

Oh I bet it IS an accurate translation

I did warn you all about him

 

[Lucille]

Who’s an ANGRY ZADDY

 

[Эулия]

Bit rude of naughty NIKKI to describe it as a "shitshow" given some of the QUALITÄT on offer this year. Portugal, Australia and Iceland reportedly ENRAGED AND AGOG!

 

[ButterTart]

You can only judge a shitshow by the shit that’s on show, Tornike. Yours stinks more than most.

 

[Saltwater]

Wins sexiest minipop award

 

[Lucille]

Look at those STUMPS

 

[Soldi]

I have consulted the Soldi Jury and can announce that Tornike is the hottest contestant this year

 

[Lucille]

I’d like him in the ass and the guy from the Roop in my mouth.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wouldn’t have any of these two fuckers anywhere near any of my holes

 

[Dark Carnival]

I would love to suck mister Denmark however

 

[Lucille]

THE CHUB?!?

 

[Lucille]

I think the boy from MÅNESKIN is my pick.