Latvia 2021: Samanta Tina - The Moon is Rising

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG

Surely by now she's in on the joke

 

[Soldi]

 

[Apoca]

I don't know, I'm half-expecting her to crash and burn in the semis and to snap at Wiwibloggs that people didn't vote for her because she's not a slut from Cyprus or an ugly fucking old bitch from San Marino.

FUCK YOU

 

[Soldi]

I don't know, I'm half-expecting her to crash and burn in the semis and to snap at Wiwibloggs that people didn't vote for her because she's not a slut from Cyprus or an ugly fucking old bitch from San Marino.

FUCK YOU

!!

Yes I’m really hoping for Silvia Night style DRAMA when she inevitably finishes last, with her only votes coming from the one jury that accidentally submits their results upside down.

 

[dmlaw]

!!

Yes I’m really hoping for Silvia Night style DRAMA when she inevitably finishes last, with her only votes coming from the one jury that accidentally submits their results upside down.

No Belarus really does reduce the scope for jury fuck-ups quite a bit.

 

[Diddy]

This thread has taken some turns but I didn’t expect BIG CRISP to wiggle its way in

 

[Raining on Me]

The steely wall of delusion Sam Teen has wrapped herself up in finally crumbling will probably spell disaster for anyone who dares approach and ask the question, "what do you think went wrong?"

But she actually has the voice, the song has a gimmick. There is still a chance for the NIGHT QUEEN and her conceptual noise art yet!

 

[Soldi]

 

[Apoca]

YAS MY QUEEN

 

[Lucille]

She’s really getting her moneys worth from that turban.

 

[Lucille]

My favourite thing about Miss TEEN’S emoji is the greasy brown smears up her arm which look like she’s just completed a HEAVY FISTING SESSION.

 

[Apoca]

My favourite thing about Miss TEEN’S emoji is the greasy brown smears up her arm which look like she’s just completed a HEAVY FISTING SESSION.

Playing Dirty? NOT HER CASE!

 

[GinAg (39)]

I wonder if airport security discovered the song?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

It's going to KILL HER when she crashes out in the semi isn't it //

 

[Soldi]

It's going to KILL HER when she crashes out in the semi isn't it //

I think it’s going to kill you, Lucille and Apoca more

 

[Lucille]

It's going to KILL HER when she crashes out in the semi isn't it //

I don’t think she’s even CONSIDERED THE IDEA!!!

 

[Apoca]

I think it’s going to kill you, Lucille and Apoca more

"And the final song qualifying for the Grand Final on Saturday is..... AUSTRIA! Congrat-"

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

"And the final song qualifying for the Grand Final on Saturday is..... AUSTRIA! Congrat-"

This is actually going to happen though isn't it

And what's even worse is that the crowd will be shouting for "MOLDOVA" as the final qualifier

 

[Lucille]

I’m choosing to believe A’Whora was channeling MISS TEEN in this look.

 

[OutSynk]

This is unironically incredible after you get past the first 20 seconds.

 

[Apoca]

*Lucille prolapses*

The number of times I have returned to this video this week is almost comical.

She's an ICON. She's a LEGEND. And she IS THE MOMENT.

 

[Lucille]

I SCREAM everytime this thread is bumped.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t know what IT is, but she’s GOT IT!

 

[Soldi]

I don’t know what IT is, but she’s GOT IT!

By got it I presume you mean last place in the semi final?

 

[Dark Carnival]

By got it I presume you mean last place in the semi final?

 

[Soldi]

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[OutSynk]

The queeeeeeeeeeeeeen of the night is coming

The bloooooooooooooood moon is riiiisIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

 

[Raining on Me]

And there's more hot 'MANTA TEEN action coming up this afternoon

How am I meant to get through the next 8 hours waiting!

 

[ButterTart]

When did everyone start pretending this isn't shit?

 

[COB]

 

[Raining on Me]

When did everyone start pretending this isn't shit?

Omg not...logic. Not in this thread!

 

[Raining on Me]

It kind of goes above...whatever clunky concoction she passes as a song here. She is beyond ridiculous, beyond fascinating. Everything she does is gold, even when most of it is terrible and makes no sense. In this contest she stands out like some kind of deluded alien and to hell with everyone else. She is like the modern art you hate, only no one put her in a gallery so she just strutted into the building and put herself there.

I want her to qualify so badly because she gives so much and probably wants it more than everyone else combined!

 

[Raining on Me]

Although it makes me sad to think Still Breathing was the much better "song" and had a genuine chance of qualifying beyond sheer force of will, but let's not ruin the mood

 

[Suomi]

 

[Raining on Me]

!!!

And that is ALL the answer you need to any questions over Samanta Tina support

(wait that is her, isn't it?)

 

[Raining on Me]

I really hope no one's in that car and she just left the handbrake off

 

[Dark Carnival]

When did everyone start pretending this isn't shit?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Car moves 2% faster each time she breathes

 

[Apoca]

Like a FOGHORN through the coastal HAZE

 

[win_the_game]

When did everyone start pretending this isn't shit?

I’m amazed certain posters in this thread haven’t choked on their own hyperbole.