RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Tisch]

Fruit salads that are full of MELON

 

[Alex]

Fruit salads that are fill of MELON

Melon full stop

 

[Tisch]

Melon full stop

Don't mind a nice GALA but the others can get to fuck

 

[RJN]

I hate cantaloupe. But watermelon is great/refreshing

 

[Alex]

Don't mind a nice GALA but the others can get to fuck

I'm freed from desire when it comes to melons.
I can't think of any other fruit I don't like. (apart from durians obviously)

 

[Tisch]

I hate cantaloupe. But watermelon is great/refreshing

Watermelon is great but I don't actually think it's strictly a melon

 

[Saltwater]

No idea what's a cantaloupe but some melons are even better than watermelons. It's also nice as an icecream flavour.

 

[RJN]

Watermelon is great but I don't actually think it's strictly a melon

My whole life is a lie. This is almost as bad as peanuts not being nuts

 

[Tisch]

Oh PEANUTS add that to the list.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh PEANUTS add that to the list.

Which, like in the case of fruit sallad, totally sucks when a ”nut mix” is usually 99% peanuts and only about 1% pistacchios and cashew nuts.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

(I do love peanuts though)

 

[jivafox]

That weird brown peel you get on peanuts that some packs LEAVE ON.

 

[RJN]

Cashews >>>> almonds >>>> peanuts

 

[Ellie]

Why is it that of all the nuts to be healthy, it has to be almonds? They are dry and fucking boring alone, so “why don’t you just snack on some almonds” is a ridiculous question when I’m trying to look for a healthy snack.

Almonds should only be ground in cakes and pastry, or an ingredient in Amaretto.

 

[RJN]

Aren’t all nuts healthy?

 

[jivafox]

Almonds are amazing. That dangerous tinge of cyanide is everything

 

[Tisch]

Why is it that of all the nuts to be healthy, it has to be almonds? They are dry and fucking boring alone, so “why don’t you just snack on some almonds” is a ridiculous question when I’m trying to look for a healthy snack.

Almonds should only be ground in cakes and pastry, or an ingredient in Amaretto.

They're fine if their skinned and in sugar though

 

[Kate]

omg love almonds

and the WORST fruit salad ingredient is obviously APPLE

Fruit salads suck generally though. NOT A VALID DESSERT.

 

[Diddy]

Bananas overpower smoothies too

 

[win_the_game]

The worst fruit in a fruit salad is pineapple

 

[RJN]

Bananas overpower smoothies too

And they’re so slimy in a fruit salad

 

[Kate]

LOVE PINEAPPLE!

my ideal fruit salad is strawberry, mango and pineapple

Still much rather have a sticky toffee pudding or a lovely VIENNETTA though

 

[RJN]

Fruit salad is an ok snack and an ok side and a bad dessert

 

[Soldi]

I don’t mind a bit of PINEAPPLE

Actually I haven’t had any in ages!

 

[RJN]

I love the way pineapple tastes but if I eat too much it hurts my mouth

 

[Ellie]

Madness. Orange is clearly the fruit that has no business being in a fruit salad.

 

[Diddy]

Ok this is bugging me - scientists, so-called or otherwise, who make programmes, books etc with entirely speculative topics.

I’m listening to a sci-fi podcast which for some reason has got someone talking about how we COULD all be living in a simulation, with the only link seemingly that “well they said space travel was sci-fi and that happened so…”

 

[jivafox]

I love the way pineapple tastes but if I eat too much it hurts my mouth

Did you know that’s because it contains an enzyme that breaks down protein. So when you eat pineapple it’s basically eating you back.

 

[Tisch]

Madness. Orange is clearly the fruit that has no business being in a fruit salad.

Agree, and normally because it's the tiny cheapo tinned sour ones they use.

 

[Tisch]

Did you know that’s because it contains an enzyme that breaks down protein. So when you eat pineapple it’s basically eating you back.

Ow! Damn sandwich pineapple took a bit out of me!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Yes to anti-pineapplism. They might be nice in curry dishes, but as a mix with other fruits, they’re a big no as the pineapple taste takes over.

And if you’re one of those who like pineapple in their pizza, then go ahead and de-friend me.

 

[Ellie]

Cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick at a party though? Yum.

 

[jyxz]

I LOVE pineapple, but never in a hot dish

 

[lolly]

The texture of cooked pineapple makes me boak.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

The word boak is not in dictionary.com.

 

[jyxz]

Poetry

 

[Saltwater]

Madness. Orange is clearly the fruit that has no business being in a fruit salad.

Orange for some reason is great in any salad other than fruit salad.

 

[indigo]

Folk that say "could of" or "pacific"... mutter.

 

[Lucille]

LOOKING/APPLYING FOR JOBS

 

[Lucille]

IT’S SO TEDIOUS