A Song For Moopy: Worldvision. STUNNING SEMI 1, rewatch gala Sun 1st Aug @ 7:15

[Kate]

so I don't have to blow anyone? Sounds ideal to me

 

[RJN]

This one is all about the massive statue of a man making a weird face

 

[ButterTart]

Screaming at ‘it sounds rapey, BUT…’

Words never to start your Tinder profile with.

 

[ButterTart]

This one is all about the massive statue of a man making a weird face

That's actually the singer.

 

[Kate]

Yes see this video is the sort of HEAD I'm a fan of. OBSESSED.

 

[ButterTart]

8. Trinidad & Tobago - Nessa Preppy - Tingo

 

[RJN]

Good god, that sounds horrific. What sort of psychopath would put a penis in their mouth? That's where wee comes from.

I hope you never find out about rimming

 

[ButterTart]

I hope you never find out about rimming

@Dark Carnival has told us all more about that particular activity than I ever wanted to know.

 

[ButterTart]

I love this woman.

 

[Kate]

YES Nessa and her TINGO.

 

[RJN]

"enough of the talking, get back to the flexing"

we've all wanted to say this before

 

[Kate]

WINE you say? Well I suppose I could have another glass

 

[ButterTart]

I love that her hair has a fascinator built in to it. So efficient.

 

[Lucille]

@Dark Carnival has told us all more about that particular activity than I ever wanted to know.

They don’t call him ‘la petite barbe de merde’ for nothing.

 

[ButterTart]

The fact that Gala Bingo haven't rewritten this for an advert is nothing short of criminal.

 

[Kate]

That bloke in the glasses is definitely about to spunk in his pants.

 

[ButterTart]

They don’t call him ‘la petite barbe de merde’ for nothing.

 

[RJN]

More horses?

 

[ButterTart]

That bloke in the glasses is definitely about to spunk in his pants.

I mean, I can't blame him. If she lived next door to me and hung her washing out this way I think I'd need a spare set of drawers to hand.

 

[ButterTart]

More horses?

It's actually an advert for Sarah Jessica Parker's latest fragrance.

 

[ButterTart]

9. France - Pas Sages - Surf Sur Le Périph

 

[Kate]

I have genuinely just put a load of washing on so I shall be sure to TWERK while I hang it out.

 

[RJN]

Eating watermelon like that is worse than eating a magazine

 

[Kate]

I want a hoversurfboard immediately.

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking state of that picnic blanket. Like an ant magnet.

 

[ButterTart]

10. Georgia - Katie Melua - The Flood

 

[RJN]

Oh yes the imposter Georgia

 

[ButterTart]

This contest is literally the most controversial moment of Katie Melua's career.

 

[Kate]

And who takes a MASSIVE CHEF'S KNIFE on a picnic?

 

[Lucille]

And who takes a MASSIVE CHEF'S KNIFE on a picnic?

RAPISTS?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh yes the imposter Georgia

You're just jealous because wobbly pianos haven't been invented in your Georgia yet.

 

[Kate]

I shall just quote myself here.

 

[Kate]

KATIE SHITTING MELUA??!?!?!?!

 

[ButterTart]

It's a really good song though, to be fair.

 

[ButterTart]

There are 9 million wobbly pianos in Georgia
That's a fact
It's a thing you can't deny

 

[ButterTart]

11. Iceland – Bloodgroup - Hips Again

 

[BoysForSeles]

It's a really good song though, to be fair.

There’s actually a good remix too if you can believe it. I’ll try and dig it out.

 

[RJN]

Oh this is NOT what I was expecting from the artist Bloodgroup

 

[Kate]

I'm sorry but whatever she does I will never forgive her for doing a drippy version of Fairytale of New York AND a drippy version of Just Like Heaven.

 

[ButterTart]

Iceland proving the old adage 'Icelandic people are mad as a bag of tits'.