There was an entire album of those.
Moopyvision 2000-2009: Round 2 - Estonia, Germany & Poland RESULTS
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There was an entire album of those.
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Dark Carnival
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I did! Avec MUNSTERHope you had three tarte flambé on my behalf.
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Last call for votes girls! Results will start at 3pm after Diddy's ASIAN PERSUASION and I will accept votes up until then.
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Right girls - who's ready for some RESULTS?
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10th: Kreisiraadio - Leto svet (36pts)
Just look at that photo. Is there anything worse than a mugging middle aged male comedian? Okay, probably famine. But maybe famine would be a little more forgivable if it just tried a bit harder to stop bullshit like this? Basically, what I’m saying here is that you never see UKRAINE lowering themselves to bollocks like this, so perhaps if the Holodomor had hit Estonia, then maybe 75 years later we wouldn’t have had to have this? Yes girls, you read that right - Stalin is CANCELLED!
The last gasp of Estonia’s original Eurolaul ('A Song for Europe') selection, this bombed so badly - getting just 8 points in its semi-final, rounding off a five year run of non-qualifiers for Estonia - that it prompted a complete scrapping of that format and a big rethink at Estonia’s broadcaster, which led to the birth of Eesti Laul (‘A Song for Estonia’), a format more focused on original, authentic reflections of Estonian culture. The payoff of which we’ll see a little later…
2 x 6 (ZenGiraffe, David 5000)
13 x 0 (auretz, Soldi, win_the_game, wurst, Apocalypt Flyer, Broomhelga, Jacques, Ill Advised, Pingu, Tetris-Rock, Kevin, Diddy, dmlaw)
Just look at that photo. Is there anything worse than a mugging middle aged male comedian? Okay, probably famine. But maybe famine would be a little more forgivable if it just tried a bit harder to stop bullshit like this? Basically, what I’m saying here is that you never see UKRAINE lowering themselves to bollocks like this, so perhaps if the Holodomor had hit Estonia, then maybe 75 years later we wouldn’t have had to have this? Yes girls, you read that right - Stalin is CANCELLED!
The last gasp of Estonia’s original Eurolaul ('A Song for Europe') selection, this bombed so badly - getting just 8 points in its semi-final, rounding off a five year run of non-qualifiers for Estonia - that it prompted a complete scrapping of that format and a big rethink at Estonia’s broadcaster, which led to the birth of Eesti Laul (‘A Song for Estonia’), a format more focused on original, authentic reflections of Estonian culture. The payoff of which we’ll see a little later…
2 x 6 (ZenGiraffe, David 5000)
13 x 0 (auretz, Soldi, win_the_game, wurst, Apocalypt Flyer, Broomhelga, Jacques, Ill Advised, Pingu, Tetris-Rock, Kevin, Diddy, dmlaw)
VoR
Take it or leave it
Oh of course Zengiraffe voted for it…
ZenGiraffe
Who is SHE though?
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Penelope
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I will be nice and say that that middle eight is a thing of real beauty, although it makes it all the worse knowing that they're capable of that and still decided to compose the rest.
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(also which one's the dead one - yellow, orange, or blue?)
Diddy
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Maybe drowning puppies, but it would have to be a lot of them
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Yellow
Tisch
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I actually kind of unironically love Leto svet but I just loved the rest of the Esthonian harem more
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9th: Tanel Padar, Dave Benton & 2XL - Everybody (71pts)
at this 'Gareth Gates on the verge of being nonced by a potato' CD cover
Commonly regarded alongside Riva - Rock Me, Marie N - I Wanna, and Charlotte Perrelli - Mitt liv as one of the worst Eurovision winners of all time, this one really does bear testament to how much 2001 was an utterly terrible year. Being NICE for once (I have to do this occasionally or my counsellor is threatening to have me referred for sociopathy), I will say that there is some winsome charm in this: the two clearly have some real onstage chemistry in their little exchanges in the verses, and the bridge and middle eight are genuinely lovely. It's definitely a cut above Andy Abraham, but that chorus is still fundamentally very weak sauce. Disco in not quite its lowest form, but really not far off.
As viewers of the seminal BBC documentary ‘Estonia Dreams of Eurovision’ will know, the two later fell out to such a degree over their post-contest direction (Tanel saw his future in rock
) that the only time they saw each other again after this was in the opening ceremony of the following year's contest in Tallinn for a quick reprise of the chorus. 2XL later joined Moopy as 'Tisch' and 'Iguana'
2 x 8 (Madison, Pingu)
3 x 0 (ButterTart, Queen of the Bay, ZenGiraffe)
at this 'Gareth Gates on the verge of being nonced by a potato' CD cover
Commonly regarded alongside Riva - Rock Me, Marie N - I Wanna, and Charlotte Perrelli - Mitt liv as one of the worst Eurovision winners of all time, this one really does bear testament to how much 2001 was an utterly terrible year. Being NICE for once (I have to do this occasionally or my counsellor is threatening to have me referred for sociopathy), I will say that there is some winsome charm in this: the two clearly have some real onstage chemistry in their little exchanges in the verses, and the bridge and middle eight are genuinely lovely. It's definitely a cut above Andy Abraham, but that chorus is still fundamentally very weak sauce. Disco in not quite its lowest form, but really not far off.
As viewers of the seminal BBC documentary ‘Estonia Dreams of Eurovision’ will know, the two later fell out to such a degree over their post-contest direction (Tanel saw his future in rock
) that the only time they saw each other again after this was in the opening ceremony of the following year's contest in Tallinn for a quick reprise of the chorus. 2XL later joined Moopy as 'Tisch' and 'Iguana'2 x 8 (Madison, Pingu)
3 x 0 (ButterTart, Queen of the Bay, ZenGiraffe)
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A baffling winner in any decade.9th: Tanel Padar, Dave Benton & 2XL - Everybody (71pts)
Commonly regarded alongside Riva - Rock Me, Marie N - I Wanna, and Charlotte Perrelli - Mitt liv as one of the worst Eurovision winners of all time, this one really does bear testament to how much 2001 was an utterly terrible year. Being NICE for once (I have to do this occasionally or my counsellor is threatening to have me referred for sociopathy), I will say that there is some winsome charm in this: the two clearly have some real onstage chemistry in their little exchanges in the verses, and the bridge and middle eight are genuinely lovely. It's definitely a cut above Andy Abraham, but that chorus is still fundamentally very weak sauce. Disco in not quite its lowest form, but really not far off.
As viewers of the seminal BBC documentary ‘Estonia Dreams of Eurovision’ will know, the two later fell out to such a degree over their post-contest direction (Tanel saw his future in rock
2 x 8 (Madison, Pingu)
3 x 0 (ButterTart, Queen of the Bay, ZenGiraffe)
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8th: Ruffus - Eighties Coming Back (73pts)
Get the FUCK OUT OF MY GAY POP CONTEST KEANE!
There's a strong case that Ruffus actually destroyed Estonia as a Eurovision nation. You wouldn't necessarily suspect it, but after their opening debut/relegation in 1994 and 1995, Estonia became one of the powerhouses of the contest from 1996 through 2002, hitting the top ten every year except for 1998 (still getting a creditable left hand side-equivalent 12th place result with Koit Toome in twink form) and managing three years in a row in the top five at the beginning of the 00s - the kind of performance typically associated more with the Swedens and Russias of the contest.
The curse of last year's host came back to bite here, and this presaged five years on the out with semi-finals being introduced the following year. A firm cautionary tale against ever entering piano pub rock into a contest gayer than a prolapsed purse
1 x 10 (Madison)
5 x 0 (Penelope, Tisch, Dark Carnival, Kratz, Raining On Me)
Get the FUCK OUT OF MY GAY POP CONTEST KEANE!
There's a strong case that Ruffus actually destroyed Estonia as a Eurovision nation. You wouldn't necessarily suspect it, but after their opening debut/relegation in 1994 and 1995, Estonia became one of the powerhouses of the contest from 1996 through 2002, hitting the top ten every year except for 1998 (still getting a creditable left hand side-equivalent 12th place result with Koit Toome in twink form) and managing three years in a row in the top five at the beginning of the 00s - the kind of performance typically associated more with the Swedens and Russias of the contest.
The curse of last year's host came back to bite here, and this presaged five years on the out with semi-finals being introduced the following year. A firm cautionary tale against ever entering piano pub rock into a contest gayer than a prolapsed purse
1 x 10 (Madison)
5 x 0 (Penelope, Tisch, Dark Carnival, Kratz, Raining On Me)
VoR
Take it or leave it
I just don't understand any aspect of that song or what it's trying to be.
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7th: Suntribe - Let’s Get Loud (83pts)
PICTURED: the full range of Suntribe’s emotions
Sadly nothing on J.Lo's presidential inauguration-shaking anthem, this likeable but fundamentally incompetent attempt at peppy early 90s power-pop shoots for early morning 'isn't it a lovely day!!!' alarm clock radio, but lands closer to the kind of early morning forced fun alarm clock radio that ends in a campus shooting by lunchtime. The revelation that Laura (later of Verona fame and part of Suntribe here) entered against HERSELF and came as a runner-up that year has been obliterating me for the last 24 hours - imagine the levels of PASS-AGG in that dressing room that must have come out of her constantly planning to try get shot of the rest of them and get the ticket herself! “Sorry girls!”
1 x 12 (Tisch)
1 x 0 (David 5000)
PICTURED: the full range of Suntribe’s emotions
Sadly nothing on J.Lo's presidential inauguration-shaking anthem, this likeable but fundamentally incompetent attempt at peppy early 90s power-pop shoots for early morning 'isn't it a lovely day!!!' alarm clock radio, but lands closer to the kind of early morning forced fun alarm clock radio that ends in a campus shooting by lunchtime. The revelation that Laura (later of Verona fame and part of Suntribe here) entered against HERSELF and came as a runner-up that year has been obliterating me for the last 24 hours - imagine the levels of PASS-AGG in that dressing room that must have come out of her constantly planning to try get shot of the rest of them and get the ticket herself! “Sorry girls!”
1 x 12 (Tisch)
1 x 0 (David 5000)
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Tisch
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Disney shirts and massively long pearl necklaces, what was the stylist thinking?!
Love the song though. 12 might have been a bit generous, but it made me feel good
Love the song though. 12 might have been a bit generous, but it made me feel good
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I’m guessing that wasn’t the only time those girls were given a pearl necklace.Disney shirts and massively long pearl necklaces, what was the stylist thinking?!
Love the song though. 12 might have been a bit generous, but it made me feel good
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I'm guessing it WAS after that shame!
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And they never felt the warm splash of semen again.
There's a lesson there
There's a lesson there
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6th: Gerli Padar - Partners In Crime (92pts)
Gerlu here - the sister of Tanel, and in keeping with his rock aspirations, someone who clearly models herself on Pink down to the boots and lesbian barfights - is evil, as is known to all viewers of seminal Moopy documentary 'Estonia Dreams of Eurovision', wherein she reacted to losing Eurolaul to our Swedish sweetheart import Sahlene with mocking, taunting laughter, and jeered the chorus of 'I Believe I Can Fly' to the tune of Runaway over Sahlene's victory credits.
With a face like a stung wasp and the attitude to boot, the India Ferrah of Eurovision took the long way around and won Estonia's answer to Strictly to finally get herself into the contest, where she was thankfully hated by Europe just as much as Estonia had done the first time around, thereby consigning her to a fate worse than death - an even less successful career than Sahlene
2 x 10 (ZenGiraffe, Raining On Me)
3 x 0 (Madison, Suomi, VoR)
Gerlu here - the sister of Tanel, and in keeping with his rock aspirations, someone who clearly models herself on Pink down to the boots and lesbian barfights - is evil, as is known to all viewers of seminal Moopy documentary 'Estonia Dreams of Eurovision', wherein she reacted to losing Eurolaul to our Swedish sweetheart import Sahlene with mocking, taunting laughter, and jeered the chorus of 'I Believe I Can Fly' to the tune of Runaway over Sahlene's victory credits.
With a face like a stung wasp and the attitude to boot, the India Ferrah of Eurovision took the long way around and won Estonia's answer to Strictly to finally get herself into the contest, where she was thankfully hated by Europe just as much as Estonia had done the first time around, thereby consigning her to a fate worse than death - an even less successful career than Sahlene
2 x 10 (ZenGiraffe, Raining On Me)
3 x 0 (Madison, Suomi, VoR)
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5th: Neiokõsõ - Tii (124pts)
The Miss Congeniality of the round here. I once saw a text message that read 'I am sorry, I could not turn up to work today due to being incapacitated by the substance “drugs”' and I feel like this is the full embodiment of the night before that impulse - a Proto-Indo-European Dolly Style, dressed in the latest burlap fashions of the time, downing a glass of hallucinogenics and yelling in public before sewing your mouth shut and sacrificing you on a funeral pyre to the Norse god VøRnir.
Alas, it barely missed out on qualifying, finishing 11th under the initial single-semi format which saw more than double the number of competitors chasing after ten qualifying slots - though probably a little surplus to requirements in the same year as Ruslana.
1 x 12 (wurst)
1 x 0 (Ag)
The Miss Congeniality of the round here. I once saw a text message that read 'I am sorry, I could not turn up to work today due to being incapacitated by the substance “drugs”' and I feel like this is the full embodiment of the night before that impulse - a Proto-Indo-European Dolly Style, dressed in the latest burlap fashions of the time, downing a glass of hallucinogenics and yelling in public before sewing your mouth shut and sacrificing you on a funeral pyre to the Norse god VøRnir.
Alas, it barely missed out on qualifying, finishing 11th under the initial single-semi format which saw more than double the number of competitors chasing after ten qualifying slots - though probably a little surplus to requirements in the same year as Ruslana.
1 x 12 (wurst)
1 x 0 (Ag)
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Are there any sexy Instagram updates that can save me from the ignominy of triple-posting write-ups to no response
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I don't care for any of them.
The songs, not the write ups.
The songs, not the write ups.
ZenGiraffe
Who is SHE though?
This site is going to give me a complex some day