Moopyvision National Final Rate - HEAT 1. Tonight 7:30pm

[ButterTart]

400 entrants, 57,000 songs, 1 horribly violent argument about the voting system which I've completely ignored, and now it's time to face the music

I have my tea early of a Sunday so meet me here at 7pm to have your eardrums rattled by songs from:

HOW TO PLAY

Please assign each song in this list a score between 0 and 10. Additionally, you can give ONE song a 12. This is just to whet your whistle; there'll be a chance to award even bigger points once all the songs have been revealed.

Birgitte Einarsen - Good Evening, Europe! - 2003 – Norway
Kamil Show - Puerto Rico - 2018 – Armenia
Nikki Ponte - I Don't Wanna Dance - 2011 – Greece
Girls in Pearls – Spellbound – 2018 – Estonia
Bonnie St. Claire - Fantasie Eiland – 1982 - Netherlands
Sonja Aldén - Sluta aldrig gå – 2020 - Sweden
Hera Björk - Someday - 2009 – Denmark
Rolf Junior - One on One – 2008 – Estonia
Betty Curtis – Nessuno – 1959 – Italy
Emmy Liyana - OK ou KO – 2018 – France
Rebekka Thornbech - Your Lies - 2014 – Denmark
Ella Daniel - Somebody Out There – 2016 - Israel
Alexander Stenerud - Find My Girl – 2009 – Norway
Passionworks feat. Tony Turunen – Surrender – 2009 - Finland
Santiano - The Fiddler on the Deck - 2014 – Germany
Olga & Līgo - Saule riet - 2014 – Latvia
Baklava - Moondance - 2011 – Malta
Ethno Republic & Surorile Osoianu - Discover Moldova – 2017 – Moldova
Timoteij - Kom - 2010 – Sweden
Elodie - Andromeda - 2020 – Italy
Elvana Gjata - Me tana – 2020 - Albania
Sibel - Stop - 2010 - Sweden
Minnie-Oh - You and I - 2012 – Norway
Trackshittaz - Oida Taunz! - 2011 – Austria
Sean Banan - Sean den förste Banan – 2012 - Sweden
Do Re Mi & Kerry - Yodel in the Canyon of Love - 1997 - United Kingdom
Lys Assia Feat. New Jack - All In Your Head - 2013 – Switzerland
Coral Segovia - Todo está en tu mente - 2008 – Spain
Raffaëla - Chocolatte - 2012 – Netherlands
Linda Bengtzing - Killer Girl - 2016 – Sweden
KEiiNO - Monument - 2021 – Norway
Johanna Siekkinen - Who Cares About A Broken Heart - 2002 – Finland
After Dark - (Åh) När ni tar saken i egna händer - 2007 – Sweden
María - Muérdeme - 2019 – Spain
Temple of Love - 2006 – Sweden
Yohio - Heartbreak Hotel - 2013 – Sweden
Nuška Drašček - Ne zapusti me zdaj - 2018 – Slovenia
Loreen - Statements - 2017 – Sweden
Tina & René - Mi amore - 2015 – Denmark
Emelie Irewald - Där och då med dig - 2015 – Sweden
Leona Daly - Not Crazy After All - 2008 – Ireland
Tayanna - Leyla - 2018 – Ukraine
Karin Risberg - Stopp, stopp, stanna - 1986 – Sweden
Gerai Gerai & Miss Sheep - War in the Wardrobe - 2013 – Lithuania
Esma Akkilic - That Sounds Good to Me - 2010 - United Kingdom
Delia - Găndești prea high - 2006 – Romania
Yaron Chadad - Zodiak - 1992 – Israel
Soroka-Voroka - Potato Aka Бульба - 2019 - Belarus

PLAYLIST:

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like I may have front-loaded this slightly but then this is the gateway heat to reel you in for the rest of the contest so I'm justified in my homophobic pandering.

 

[D5K]

Looking forward to this! How many songs do we get tonight?

 

[ButterTart]

Looking forward to this! How many songs do we get tonight?

48. Should be wrapped up by 9:30 in time for my second tea.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I probably won't be here for this, but I'm definitely interested.

 

[ButterTart]

Pushed this back by half an hour because I’m out at the minute and I don’t want to keep you all waiting while I finish my fish platter.

 

[Tisch]

Pushed this back by half an hour because I’m out at the minute and I don’t want to keep you all waiting while I finish my fish platter.

Is THAT what straights call it?

 

[ButterTart]

Gobbled down my fishy feast and I’m ready to serve up a smorgasbord of tits out European delights.

 

[ButterTart]

TEN MINUTES. Get a brew, slip on your party PJs and brace for impact.

 

[ButterTart]

Playlist will be in the top post in a couple of minutes. Don't peek or you'll get Polio.

 

[Saltwater]

Bottle of red ready and waiting.

 

[Soldi]

Do we START?

 

[D5K]

I think I'm going!

 

[COB]

I'm here for a while, good evening Europe

 

[D5K]

Am I premature again?

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry, crack on. The first video was blocked so I had to change it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GOOD EVENING EUROPE

 

[ButterTart]

Birgitte Einarsen - Good Evening, Europe! - 2003 - Norway

Beaten by: Jostein Hasselgård - I'm Not Afraid To Move On

 

[Tisch]

GOOD EVENING MOOPY EUROPE!

 

[D5K]

I felt that key change coming a MILE off

 

[ButterTart]

Hope you're all enjoying the challenging choreo.

 

[dmlaw]

Am here. Should I be scoring these things as we go along?

 

[ButterTart]

Am here. Should I be scoring these things as we go along?

Probably a good idea to keep score.

 

[Madíson]

Hang the lyristics. This is so full of clunk.

 

[dmlaw]

Did you say that these were the versions with the GOOD quality audio?

 

[ButterTart]

Legally, I couldn't have a song called Good Evening, Europe and not start the show with it.

 

[Iguana]

Gosh, she was quite confident she was going to Europe with that chorus, wasn't she?

 

[D5K]

I'm 30 seconds into song 2 now; am I ahead?

 

[ButterTart]

2. Kamil Show - Puerto Rico - 2018 - Armenia
Beaten by; Sevak Khanagyan - Qami

 

[ButterTart]

I'm 30 seconds into song 2 now; am I ahead?

I'm about the same. Should we pause?

 

[Soldi]

Oh not THIS AGAIN

 

[Tisch]

Um

 

[D5K]

I'm about the same. Should we pause?

No sounds like everyone else has a problem

 

[win_the_game]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

 

[Alla]

I was on the phone, but didn't the playlist disappear? Not sure if I'm behind, that Armenian LOCA is singing now.

 

[Soldi]

pray 4 poor robbed tamar kaprelian xx

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think I'm feeling it

 

[COB]

Mum, can we have Verka Serduchka?

We have Verka Serduchka at home!

Verka Serduchka at home:

 

[dmlaw]

When there are 48 songs, it seems a bit tricky to do the unique scores out of 100 thing. So song 1 gets 650 points.

 

[Alla]

I did consider sending this just to torture you all, but I decided to send just songs I like, who the hell submitted this?