Moopyvision National Final Rate - HEAT 1. Tonight 7:30pm

[D5K]

Christ I vaguely remember hearing about this but never actually watched it.

 

[ButterTart]

When there are 48 songs, it seems a bit tricky to do the unique scores out of 100 thing. So song 1 gets 650 points.

Keep track on a pen and paper or some sort of personal whiteboard, you'll be DMing the scores to me.

 

[ButterTart]

For those just joining us, that was Trixie Mattel for Armenia.

 

[win_the_game]

Well that was just ghastly.

 

[COB]

For those just joining us, that was Trixie Mattel for Armenia.

Trixie WISHES!

 

[dmlaw]

I’m going to say that Armenia were right to go for that lovely song about the bird from ‘Street Fighter’.

 

[Soldi]

This is worse than I remember.

 

[ButterTart]

3. Nikki Ponte - I Don't Wanna Dance - 2016 - Greece
Beaten by: Argo - Utopian Land

 

[ButterTart]

Imagine if she could sing though, this would be knockout.

 

[Soldi]

Oh so this is what Cherly did after X Factor!

 

[Alla]

Aren't you gonna reveal who submitted who, @ButterTart? But that's missing half of the fun with all the "Oh not this shit Soldi" or "really dmlaw?"

 

[Soldi]

3. Nikki Ponte - I Don't Wanna Dance - 2016 - Greece
Beaten by: Argo - Utopian Land

Are u sure babe

 

[D5K]

3. Nikki Ponte - I Don't Wanna Dance - 2016 - Greece
Beaten by: Argo - Utopian Land

Actually 2011 beaten by Watch My Dance...

 

[D5K]

Genuinely one of my favourite national final songs EVER

 

[Tisch]

Oh it's Kym Marsh!

What a pity they forgot to write words for that chorus? It'd be a banger otherwise.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

3. Nikki Ponte - I Don't Wanna Dance - 2016 - Greece
Beaten by: Argo - Utopian Land

That SEAMLESS KEY CHANGE VOCAL

 

[win_the_game]

Those outfits are a CHOICE.

 

[Soldi]

Is this actually @Rita

 

[COB]

This is fucking CHRONIC, I've dialled 9-9 and I'll hit the third 9 if it keeps on like this.

 

[ButterTart]

Aren't you gonna reveal who submitted who, @ButterTart? But that's missing half of the fun with all the "Oh not this shit Soldi" or "really dmlaw?"

I actually deleted that column from my spreadsheet. Feel free to own up if it's yours, or guess.

 

[Alla]

@Soldi there are always TERRIBLE people around, not that I would say that to you, cicciolino

 

[D5K]

Happy to admit that was mine.

 

[Soldi]

Genuinely one of my favourite national final songs EVER

Well I wonder who sent THIS

 

[ButterTart]

Girls in Pearls - Spellbound - 2018 - Estonia
Beaten by: Elina Nechayeva - La Forza

 

[dmlaw]

I actually deleted that column from my spreadsheet. Feel free to own up if it's yours, or guess.

Almost as if you threw away all of the nominations and just entered your own choices.

 

[Alla]

I actually deleted that column from my spreadsheet. Feel free to own up if it's yours, or guess.

That's terrible, I'm more interested in who sent what than the entries themselves. Oh well

 

[Tisch]

Such a sad sight seeing her dressed printer paper like that. Someone get her down to Next.

 

[ButterTart]

Something a bit classy now, plus I think they're twins so that's me and @dmlaw sorted.

 

[COB]

I can't believe the variety of RICH AND CREAMY vox we're already getting at this early stage!

 

[Iguana]

I like this one. A bit Jessie Ware

 

[D5K]

zzzzz

 

[ButterTart]

That's terrible, I'm more interested in who sent what than the entries themselves. Oh well

I've not removed the column from any other weeks yet so I'll give the names for them.

 

[win_the_game]

zzzzz

This is genuinely one of my favourite national final songs EVER

 

[Alla]

This sounds like any generic shit Germany would send one of those years.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Easily better than La Forza

 

[ButterTart]

Remember those see saw twins Russia shat out when everyone hated them? These are better.

 

[OutSynk]

Wondering which Lora Polluvere entry was ditched for this one.

 

[D5K]

My national final knowledge runs out before about 2006 (or 2002 for Sweden)

 

[dmlaw]

Wait. Are this pair actually called ‘Girls with a Pearl Necklace’? Because I think I already saw that video.

 

[D5K]

This is genuinely one of my favourite national final songs EVER

Oops