Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Cerro de Casa]

The public got it right for Switzerland so whatevar.

 

[Sheena]

Hold on, lads, just wait til we get zero!

 

[Ellie]

 

[Rita]

What the FUCK

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[lolly]

SERBIA

 

[straightorbroken]

Well done icons of the show

 

[Rita]

what is the maximum points one can get?

 

[Rita]

Sky is the limit?

 

[straightorbroken]

The final rash?

 

[dmlaw]

We are now guaranteed left hand side of the leaderboard,

 

[straightorbroken]

Televoters too busy looking him up on lpsg.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Oh the tension is almost as much as Sabatini trying to serve out the Wimbledon final against Graf.

 

[supermassive]

Azerbaijan can take comfort in being fit as fuck.

 

[straightorbroken]

Zero. Bye queen.

 

[Rita]

We are now guaranteed left hand side of the leaderboard,

Somehow that doesn’t seem good enough right now. Laughable when you think of our previous record.

 

[Ellie]

for Australia

 

[lolly]

Fucking hell

 

[dmlaw]

I guess the public hate Australia as much as his parents do.

 

[Rita]

FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA. Karma for giving us fuck all.

 

[straightorbroken]

I took a gasp thinking 400 had just been oooh and ahhh'd to the Netherlands.

 

[straightorbroken]

MY NERVES.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm too drunk to do maths. @dmlaw @David 5000 do them for me please as we go

 

[lolly]

We've beaten ITALY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How many points are left in total

 

[straightorbroken]

At least have a celebratory snog boys.

 

[SDF]

Send jemini nezt year i can’t go through this every year

 

[straightorbroken]

Guaranteed 6th.

 

[Rita]

36 too much!

 

[dmlaw]

There are a lot of points Still to be assigned.

 

[straightorbroken]

Shocked at Protugal there. It was really special.

 

[lolly]

Oh shit, this is it

 

[Nancy]

Some really low points for recent countries

 

[straightorbroken]

This is it, Dannii.

 

[Ellie]

Fuck

 

[Rita]

OK ITS OVER

 

[lolly]

Is that it?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Fuck

 

[straightorbroken]

 

[win_the_game]

Ukraine have won it surely