Eurovision Hangover Thread

[GinAg (39)]

Morning. Let's DIE!

 

[D5K]

I'm not ready for a hangover thread, I'm still drinking!

 

[ButterTart]

Some of my friends sent me their combined scoreboard and they put Germany 5th

 

[GNL]

The public vote being topped by Ukraine and then three bangers?! Send bangers next year Europe. Its what the people want.

 

[Penelope]

- North Macedonia coming fucking ELEVENTH
- SIX juries being disqualified in semi 2!
- Switzerland getting nul in the FINAL FROM THE PUBLIC!
- Azerbaijan getting NUL IN THE SEMI FROM THE PUBLIC!!!
- Chanel getting 3.97% in Benidormfest's televote and then finishing third, eleven points behind Moldova in second, with 228 points in the Eurovision televote! Insane result!
- FRANCE!
- SOMETHING ELSE I'VE FORGOTTEN!
- 439/468 FOR UKRAINE IN THE PUBLIC VOTE!
- WE! FUCKING! CAME! SECOND!!!!!
- Cornelia getting the greatest semi result EVER! Over twenty points better than Salvador! And only finishing fourth in the final!!!!!!

 

[Penelope]

Do you think Joe and Jake ever explored each others bodies

 

[Diddy]

Do you think Joe and Jake ever explored each others bodies

I would watch that

 

[Suomi]

This got me

 

[Madíson]

I need a full English breakfast.

 

[Lucille]

The greasy spoon by my flat is inexplicably CLOSED on a Sunday, the only day I ever NEED IT.

 

[Madíson]

I’m surrounded by West Ham fans in my local - I need an app to warn me of home games.

 

[Lucille]

Valiantly making my own coffee and sausages right now.

 

[Sheena]

I've escaped a hangover, which is delightful!

Though putting a cigarette out on the balcony in a plant pot has led to it actually burning all the soil, smoking out the lounge which now stinks of peat or something. Mr Sheena laid on the sofa with all the doors open and didn't notice a thing, which was kind of worrying...

 

[lolly]

I do have quite a nasty sherry hangover

Mr L has brought me coffee and croissants though

 

[Dark Carnival]

Italy’s result

 

[Dark Carnival]

- FRANCE!

I mean we objectively deserved better. Whatever…

 

[Christian]

Just got home from the party. WHAT a NIGHT

 

[Christian]

No hangover yet, which probably means it's incoming

 

[Christian]

Italy’s result

Possibly the biggest glow DOWN of the competition for me. I'm just glad RAI won't get their mitts on the show for a second year running.

 

[Alias #23]

The greasy spoon by my flat is inexplicably CLOSED on a Sunday, the only day I ever NEED IT.

BURN IT DOWN

 

[Alias #23]

I wonder how new member @Connor is feeling this morning

GOODNESS ME WHAT A NIGHT

 

[Suomi]

 

[Rita]

Morning.

 

[Alias #23]

"Very scary nationalist "journalist" Yuliya Vityazeva proposes blowing Eurovision up with a "Satan" nuclear missile."

THAT'D BE NICE WOULDN'T IT

 

[Alias #23]

Morning.

Looking good, feeling great

 

[GNL]

DYING.

 

[Rita]

DYING.

Get a HAIR OF THE DOG down you. I am certainly contemplating one.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Morning.

Same

 

[lolly]

Oh shit, here's the hangover

 

[GinAg (39)]

You may have Covid and you may die, but think of the joy the rest of us will have responding to "Europe hates us" next year.

 

[GNL]

Get a HAIR OF THE DOG down you. I am certainly contemplating one.

I'm currently stuffing my face with all the crisps and mixers people left yesterday. Perks of hosting the Eurovision soirée

 

[GinAg (39)]

We have so much snack food downstairs.

 

[lolly]

You may have Covid and you may die, but think of the joy the rest of us will have responding to "Europe hates us" next year.

I'm just glad I got to see R SAM redeem us before I go

Imagine dying in the shadow of James Newman

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Christian]

I'm playing all the songs again this morning. I don't think that's ever happened.

Even I.M sounds SEMI decent

 

[Christian]

Rewatching Sam Ryder had me welling up

I'm definitely still DRUNK

 

[GinAg (39)]

The Italian hosting was utterly DREADFUL.

But the fear 7 hours didn't happen at least.

 

[lolly]

I know Nancy posted the headline elsewhere, but let's enjoy this here

 

[Christian]

The Italian hosting was utterly DREADFUL.

But the fear 7 hours didn't happen at least.

It was the worst production in years on every level. Stage, hosts, interval entertainment. PALTRY.

 

[Christian]

Where are our on the ground correspondents?

I remember flying back from Copenhagen on the Sunday in a state of unusual disarray, so they probably can't remember their own names at the moment.