RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Inner Smile]

What I hate is someone blocking someone for a jokey comment after he had a year of being the same

 

[Soldi]

So many sneks round here bebs xx

 

[Inner Smile]

Yeah well little diddy can dish it out but can't take it

 

[Ellie]

People who walk side-by-side with their rolling items instead of in front of or behind them like they’re designed - eg suitcases with pull-out handles, pushchairs, shopping trolleys.

It CANT be easier for them and it takes up so much fucking place. Let alone that when someone touches said item all other people in the vicinity are INVISIBLE!

My actual biggest gripe about being in London is this. The days when you just want to go about your day but aren’t feeling too great, and then all of a sudden you’ll go through a string of days where you literally feel like you’re invisible. No matter how mindful you try to be, people will still bump into you and barge through you etc. It’s so disheartening.

 

[Diddy]

My actual biggest gripe about being in London is this. The days when you just want to go about your day but aren’t feeling too great, and then all of a sudden you’ll go through a string of days where you literally feel like you’re invisible. No matter how mindful you try to be, people will still bump into you and barge through you etc. It’s so disheartening.

That’s not even a London thing, I’ve felt like that my whole life

 

[Diddy]

Ok that sounded a bit less empathetic than it came out

 

[Inner Smile]

Soldi stop with that shocked face emoji, you are a 21 year old so say what you think

 

[Soldi]

Inner Smile love I’m on the prowl for some Spanish cock, how do you think I feel?

 

[Inner Smile]

Do NOT call me love

 

[Inner Smile]

But yes you're a horny bastard etc

 

[Funky]

 

[Inner Smile]

I do like black but theres no black moopy members

 

[Diddy]

People who are antagonistic for no reason or gain.

Personally I just don’t need to see that in my life

 

[Inner Smile]

That is not me at all, believe me I had years of that shit

 

[jyxz]

Women (although I suppose I should include everyone) doing their make up in the rear view mirror whilst driving.

 

[jyxz]

People chewing gum with their mouths open

 

[Diddy]

Nicole Byer on (basically all) podcasts.

Just a constant barrage of noise, it’s like say what you want to say, then about 3 more things or noises.

And the way she talks is like
HIIiiiIIi IIii’MMmm NicoOoLlleE BYYyeerRr and Iii’Mm SooOooOOO LliiIkeabLLLlle HEEHEEHEE

 

[Diddy]

YouTube video : “Everything wrong with X”

Intro: “before I start, I really love X but they could make it a lot better if they just changed these things”

Next 20 minutes: Angrily (and nasally) shouts about X like it’s a heap of dogshit

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THE RADIO EDIT OF IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW

 

[Lucille]

Instagram has started inundating me with those horrible recipe videos where some MONOTONE SOUNDING girl races through a recipe in 12 seconds, and I keep hate-watching them, and getting MORE AND MORE in my feed

 

[RJN]

Instagram has started inundating me with those horrible recipe videos where some MONOTONE SOUNDING girl races through a recipe in 12 seconds, and I keep hate-watching them, and getting MORE AND MORE in my feed

I love those. The recipes always look so bad

 

[COB]

I haven't seen them but are they anything like these?

 

[Ellie]

I want to try these omelette sandwiches

 

[Diddy]

Looks delicious, and the added benefit of burning your fingers with hot oil!

 

[Diddy]

I haven't seen them but are they anything like these?

This is

 

[Ellie]

Having Plantar Fasciitis

 

[Diddy]

Facebook: it’s almost your birthday, do you want to start a crappy charity campaign?

 

[Diddy]

Also the name of the website JustGiving. It’s such a faux-modest name

“oh me? *chuckles* I’m just giving, that’s all, just an average Joe here *look at me* “

Obviously I don’t hate the concept of charity, but I feel like the routes to people doing it are so dodgy these days

 

[Diddy]

Anyone who uses the word baby, unless it’s in reference to an actual baby

 

[Diddy]

Abbreviating “pizza” to “Za” I mean fucking hell

 

[Phoenix]

These soulless TikToks trying to sell me different cheap appliances



Every time one crosses my path I stop and watch it. It’s mesmerizing.

 

[Inner Smile]

Anyone who uses the word baby, unless it’s in reference to an actual baby

Didn't I get shot for this the other week?

 

[Lucille]

A guy I used to hook up with used to call me baby, it made my SKIN CRAWL!

 

[Lucille]

He’s the one I had to block on every platform when he asked if he could fart in my mouth.

 

[Inner Smile]

The quote

People saying darling, hun and all that shit

Babe is fine, not sure about baby

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He’s the one I had to block on every platform when he asked if he could fart in my mouth.

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

 

[GNL]

He’s the one I had to block on every platform when he asked if he could fart in my mouth.

At least he asked first I suppose.

 

[Diddy]

These soulless TikToks trying to sell me different cheap appliances



Every time one crosses my path I stop and watch it. It’s mesmerizing.

No wonder she comes home alone. Imagine how many contraptions she needs to have sex

 

[Kate]

Abbreviating “pizza” to “Za” I mean fucking hell

Useful for Scrabble though

 

[Cerro de Casa]

2-letter words in Scrabble to get rid of difficult letters - like za, qi, etc.